Kristoffer Valukis
@krisvalukis.bsky.social
Personally: Father, Husband, #NERevs & #UpThePines fan
Professionally: linkedin.com/in/kvalukis
Outside Portland, ME
Professionally: linkedin.com/in/kvalukis
Outside Portland, ME
Spying on the #UpTheHearts practice earlier today. 🥸🔍📸
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Spying on the #UpTheHearts practice earlier today. 🥸🔍📸
I'm in the US and I had an option. I didn't understand the option and selected incorrectly...
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I'm in the US and I had an option. I didn't understand the option and selected incorrectly...
I didn't look at the author but after the first paragraph, I knew @samminton.bsky.social wrote the article. There's no points in the #USOC!
May 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't look at the author but after the first paragraph, I knew @samminton.bsky.social wrote the article. There's no points in the #USOC!
Just because I can eat 2 walking tacos does not mean I should...
May 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just because I can eat 2 walking tacos does not mean I should...
IDK what's wrong with names like Jack or John, but I can't keep learning all these new names every year, I'm running out of memory!
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
IDK what's wrong with names like Jack or John, but I can't keep learning all these new names every year, I'm running out of memory!
Homemade bagels with homemade cream cheese for dinner. That's what's up!
April 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Homemade bagels with homemade cream cheese for dinner. That's what's up!
This is some great insight
April 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is some great insight
March 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Did this book fuck anyone else up at a young age?
March 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Did this book fuck anyone else up at a young age?
That's a little suggestive, don't ya think?
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
That's a little suggestive, don't ya think?
I tried logging in and got a Season Over message! Guess it knows already I'm going to lose.
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I tried logging in and got a Season Over message! Guess it knows already I'm going to lose.
January 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Happy to see it still exists, for now.
January 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy to see it still exists, for now.
I've been compromised. Where do I go to burn an email address out of existence?
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've been compromised. Where do I go to burn an email address out of existence?
Malik Tillman is better than Mo Salah, confirmed.
January 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Malik Tillman is better than Mo Salah, confirmed.
Very awesome! We did a Pikachu car a couple years ago. This year, we did pizza and a cheese wedge 😂
January 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Very awesome! We did a Pikachu car a couple years ago. This year, we did pizza and a cheese wedge 😂
"Dad, can you log into ESPN so I can watch the Bayern game?"
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Dad, can you log into ESPN so I can watch the Bayern game?"
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
It's cold. No joke.
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's cold. No joke.
It's fine, we're fine...
Also the outdoor thermometer at my house says it is -17
Also the outdoor thermometer at my house says it is -17
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It's fine, we're fine...
Also the outdoor thermometer at my house says it is -17
Also the outdoor thermometer at my house says it is -17
In hindsight, following @goalbot.bsky.social might have ruined my feed...
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
In hindsight, following @goalbot.bsky.social might have ruined my feed...
Yes I'm turning 40 this year but I'm never too old for some milk and cookies.
January 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yes I'm turning 40 this year but I'm never too old for some milk and cookies.