Kristoffer Valukis
@krisvalukis.bsky.social
Personally: Father, Husband, #NERevs & #UpThePines fan
Professionally: linkedin.com/in/kvalukis
Outside Portland, ME
Professionally: linkedin.com/in/kvalukis
Outside Portland, ME
Pinned
Is Elon on here? I want to block him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Just finished my lunch. At 9:40 am. It's going to be a long day...
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Just finished my lunch. At 9:40 am. It's going to be a long day...
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spying on the #UpTheHearts practice earlier today. 🥸🔍📸
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Spying on the #UpTheHearts practice earlier today. 🥸🔍📸
Goodbye open cup. Shheesshh. RIFC excited for THIS!?
May 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Goodbye open cup. Shheesshh. RIFC excited for THIS!?
I can't wait for season 2, "The American Hunger Games"
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't wait for season 2, "The American Hunger Games"
Primus, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer were all so amazing and such an incredible concept to interchangeably share the stage for three hours. Saw some absolute legends tonight (last night) and ticked off a couple bucket list items.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Sessanta 2.0 tonight with the wife to celebrate 10 years of marriage 😁❤️🤘
May 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Primus, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer were all so amazing and such an incredible concept to interchangeably share the stage for three hours. Saw some absolute legends tonight (last night) and ticked off a couple bucket list items.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Sessanta 2.0 tonight with the wife to celebrate 10 years of marriage 😁❤️🤘
May 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sessanta 2.0 tonight with the wife to celebrate 10 years of marriage 😁❤️🤘
That feeling when you finish your lunch and want to start your lunch at the same time.
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That feeling when you finish your lunch and want to start your lunch at the same time.
Reposted by Kristoffer Valukis
The #NERevs came back from a pair of defecits - for the first time - completing a thrilling 3-3 draw at ORL.
@calebpongratz.bsky.social joins @andyrevsnation.bsky.social to talk about Ganago's contributions, next weeks match vs San Jose, and answer listener questions.
bleav.com/shows/revolu...
@calebpongratz.bsky.social joins @andyrevsnation.bsky.social to talk about Ganago's contributions, next weeks match vs San Jose, and answer listener questions.
bleav.com/shows/revolu...
Revolution Recap - A podcast about the New England Revolution: 05/11/25: Six Goal Thriller Ends Rev’s (and Orlando’s) Shutout Streaks
05/11/25: Six Goal Thriller Ends Rev’s (and Orlando’s) Shutout Streaks The Revs came back from a pair of defecits - for the first time in 2025 - completing a thrilling 3-3 draw which earned them a val...
bleav.com
May 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The #NERevs came back from a pair of defecits - for the first time - completing a thrilling 3-3 draw at ORL.
@calebpongratz.bsky.social joins @andyrevsnation.bsky.social to talk about Ganago's contributions, next weeks match vs San Jose, and answer listener questions.
bleav.com/shows/revolu...
@calebpongratz.bsky.social joins @andyrevsnation.bsky.social to talk about Ganago's contributions, next weeks match vs San Jose, and answer listener questions.
bleav.com/shows/revolu...
The new Maine plates look SO NICE in person! 🌲
May 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The new Maine plates look SO NICE in person! 🌲
Poetry
May 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Poetry
Reposted by Kristoffer Valukis
I didn't look at the author but after the first paragraph, I knew @samminton.bsky.social wrote the article. There's no points in the #USOC!
May 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't look at the author but after the first paragraph, I knew @samminton.bsky.social wrote the article. There's no points in the #USOC!
Just because I can eat 2 walking tacos does not mean I should...
May 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just because I can eat 2 walking tacos does not mean I should...
IDK what's wrong with names like Jack or John, but I can't keep learning all these new names every year, I'm running out of memory!
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
IDK what's wrong with names like Jack or John, but I can't keep learning all these new names every year, I'm running out of memory!
Homemade bagels with homemade cream cheese for dinner. That's what's up!
April 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Homemade bagels with homemade cream cheese for dinner. That's what's up!
This is some great insight
April 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is some great insight
Porzingas is my favorite super hero.
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Porzingas is my favorite super hero.
🎶 I like the way you work it, no skibidi🎶
April 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
🎶 I like the way you work it, no skibidi🎶
This reads like an @theonion.com headline. Because confidentially breaches are a problem, there will be a new SofD. Per another confidentiality breach.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This reads like an @theonion.com headline. Because confidentially breaches are a problem, there will be a new SofD. Per another confidentiality breach.
Thinking about how I miss my kids being littler and the excitement in their eyes when we did things like Story Land with them. My youngest is now 7 and if we're lucky have one more year of innocent excitement out of him. 😭😭😭😭
April 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about how I miss my kids being littler and the excitement in their eyes when we did things like Story Land with them. My youngest is now 7 and if we're lucky have one more year of innocent excitement out of him. 😭😭😭😭
Since when is "EDGE" a position? How is it different from a DE?
Does AEW Superstar Edge get royalties on the players contracts?
Does AEW Superstar Edge get royalties on the players contracts?
It's never too early to look ahead, right?
The 2026 NFL free agent class could feature some star-studded names ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TK1Gqq
The 2026 NFL free agent class could feature some star-studded names ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TK1Gqq
April 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Since when is "EDGE" a position? How is it different from a DE?
Does AEW Superstar Edge get royalties on the players contracts?
Does AEW Superstar Edge get royalties on the players contracts?
Reposted by Kristoffer Valukis
Bringing Maine soccer to the Evergreen State.
🆚: Spokane Velocity FC
🏆: USL League One
⏰: 9 PM
🏟️: One Spokane Stadium, Spokane WA
👀: Watch with us at Three Dollar Dewey’s
📺: ESPN+
🆚: Spokane Velocity FC
🏆: USL League One
⏰: 9 PM
🏟️: One Spokane Stadium, Spokane WA
👀: Watch with us at Three Dollar Dewey’s
📺: ESPN+
April 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bringing Maine soccer to the Evergreen State.
🆚: Spokane Velocity FC
🏆: USL League One
⏰: 9 PM
🏟️: One Spokane Stadium, Spokane WA
👀: Watch with us at Three Dollar Dewey’s
📺: ESPN+
🆚: Spokane Velocity FC
🏆: USL League One
⏰: 9 PM
🏟️: One Spokane Stadium, Spokane WA
👀: Watch with us at Three Dollar Dewey’s
📺: ESPN+