Kristopher Kelly
@kristopherkelly.bsky.social
Librarian coder / Destiny grinder / Assistant to the artist Alphinaud / He/him
www.daukherville.com
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Just want to point out that social programs aren’t really the same thing as socialism.
But since we’re talking about social programs now, something I’d really like to see NYC do: free public WiFi. Seems like it would be really straightforward to do, and it could prove truly beneficial.
But since we’re talking about social programs now, something I’d really like to see NYC do: free public WiFi. Seems like it would be really straightforward to do, and it could prove truly beneficial.
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just want to point out that social programs aren’t really the same thing as socialism.
But since we’re talking about social programs now, something I’d really like to see NYC do: free public WiFi. Seems like it would be really straightforward to do, and it could prove truly beneficial.
But since we’re talking about social programs now, something I’d really like to see NYC do: free public WiFi. Seems like it would be really straightforward to do, and it could prove truly beneficial.
“Turn the volume up” is genius.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Turn the volume up” is genius.
Oh look. I can play as Art the Clown in a Simpsons-ified Fortnite right now.
This feels allllllll sorts of wrong and disturbing, and yet … also totally in keeping with Art’s character.
This feels allllllll sorts of wrong and disturbing, and yet … also totally in keeping with Art’s character.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh look. I can play as Art the Clown in a Simpsons-ified Fortnite right now.
This feels allllllll sorts of wrong and disturbing, and yet … also totally in keeping with Art’s character.
This feels allllllll sorts of wrong and disturbing, and yet … also totally in keeping with Art’s character.
Happy Halloween. Watch scary movies, no matter what day it is. 🦇
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Halloween. Watch scary movies, no matter what day it is. 🦇
Oh good god, Platner. It’s almost like you just can’t trust white men anymore.
(Stay classy, Mark Hamill!)
(Stay classy, Mark Hamill!)
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh good god, Platner. It’s almost like you just can’t trust white men anymore.
(Stay classy, Mark Hamill!)
(Stay classy, Mark Hamill!)
Great. Now please un-cancel Colbert.
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Great. Now please un-cancel Colbert.
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My favorite part of Andor was when Bix looked at Cassian and said “we just need a massive turnout for the midterms next year.”
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My favorite part of Andor was when Bix looked at Cassian and said “we just need a massive turnout for the midterms next year.”
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ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
Also: NYC is not a hellhole. It’s really nice, and I feel so much safer here than anywhere else. But that will change if Trump brings his gestapo here.
Fuck this administration.
Fuck this administration.
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Also: NYC is not a hellhole. It’s really nice, and I feel so much safer here than anywhere else. But that will change if Trump brings his gestapo here.
Fuck this administration.
Fuck this administration.
Annnnd now we’re arresting … cops? Something something criminals. apple.news/A0Z_9_Na1TOS...
Maine police officer detained by Ice agrees to leave US — Guardian US
Jon Luke Evans had been employed by local police after federal database confirmed his eligibility to work
apple.news
August 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Annnnd now we’re arresting … cops? Something something criminals. apple.news/A0Z_9_Na1TOS...
This is such a nightmare. It is absolutely monstrous what we are doing. Places like this, including those in the United States itself, should be shut down. No one deserves to be treated like this. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
www.washingtonpost.com
July 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is such a nightmare. It is absolutely monstrous what we are doing. Places like this, including those in the United States itself, should be shut down. No one deserves to be treated like this. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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This is monstrous.
250 people detained in the Florida Everglades have no criminal convictions or pending charges.
Exclusive: Hundreds at Alligator Alcatraz have no criminal charges, Miami Herald learns
Descriptions of the Everglades detention center as a place for violent criminals tell only part of the story.
www.miamiherald.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is monstrous.
What if we flipped it, y’all? Call it Trump’s Derangement Syndrome. He needs to get help.
July 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What if we flipped it, y’all? Call it Trump’s Derangement Syndrome. He needs to get help.
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
I've been checking out a lot more books from the library lately, making copious use of NYPL's hold request system to have them delivered to my local branch.
All I can say is, it's glorious, and I love it.
All I can say is, it's glorious, and I love it.
June 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I've been checking out a lot more books from the library lately, making copious use of NYPL's hold request system to have them delivered to my local branch.
All I can say is, it's glorious, and I love it.
All I can say is, it's glorious, and I love it.
American fascism. Protest is not rebellion. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Trump’s Dangerous Escalation in LA
Federalizing the National Guard in response to ICE protests risks bloodshed—which is exactly what this administration wants.
www.thenation.com
June 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
American fascism. Protest is not rebellion. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Sinners is a goddamn great horror movie. I love every second of it.
May 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sinners is a goddamn great horror movie. I love every second of it.
Ok so we're arresting judges now. This bodes well.
April 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ok so we're arresting judges now. This bodes well.
That was an incredibly Game of Thrones-ish Last of Us episode. And HBO put it out there with a “when was the last time we really hurt you?” sizzle reel. Cute.
April 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That was an incredibly Game of Thrones-ish Last of Us episode. And HBO put it out there with a “when was the last time we really hurt you?” sizzle reel. Cute.
Close CECOT and every hellhole like it. It's a human rights nightmare torture chamber. No one should be sent there. That the united states is paying to imprison people there at all is an abomination. Sickening.
April 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Close CECOT and every hellhole like it. It's a human rights nightmare torture chamber. No one should be sent there. That the united states is paying to imprison people there at all is an abomination. Sickening.
tell me again about how good with money these gop clowns are.
April 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
tell me again about how good with money these gop clowns are.
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Exactly how I been picturing them:
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Exactly how I been picturing them:
Yep. Incident after incident with this administration reeks of a government-by-AI approach. From the broken tattoo image analysis to this nonsense tariff formula. We are being run by idiots with a ChatGPT account. www.theverge.com/news/642620/...
Trump’s new tariff math looks a lot like ChatGPT’s
ChatGPT may be the White House’s latest economic advisor.
www.theverge.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yep. Incident after incident with this administration reeks of a government-by-AI approach. From the broken tattoo image analysis to this nonsense tariff formula. We are being run by idiots with a ChatGPT account. www.theverge.com/news/642620/...
Been happening a lot lately where I’m suddenly overwhelmed. What’s inside me doesn’t feel like a heart breaking. It feels like an emotional avalanche. Everything coming down. A total sadness with incredible momentum and unstoppable force.
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Been happening a lot lately where I’m suddenly overwhelmed. What’s inside me doesn’t feel like a heart breaking. It feels like an emotional avalanche. Everything coming down. A total sadness with incredible momentum and unstoppable force.
“We all reach the end of the slide someday.” - Old Joe.
April 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“We all reach the end of the slide someday.” - Old Joe.