“What if Laura Kinney and Angel were dating” is such an absurd question to ask bc if a woman who looks & acts like that starts dating Warren, it’s p much the same thing as a twelve year old girl who is going to learn something very big about herself in a few years saying she has a crush on Legolas

“What if Callisto wore makeup and dated Colossus” what if I killed you with my bare hands. What if that was a thing that happened

Berserk is completely unremarkable to me story wise and I think its only real cultural value is in its artwork. And even then I could literally just watch Belladonna of Sadness (1973) and have a better time

Berserk doesn’t even have two gay idiots who get killed by an army of skeletons OR a topless woman on a motorcycle. Can’t have shit in Berserk