I’m so inherently preoccupied with personal autonomy that if I ever met any sort of chosen one reluctant to begin the hero’s journey I’d be going hey man no one can make you do jack shit you don’t want to do like I was their lawyer. I’d be like they literally cannot make you get in that robot Shinji

#xmen writers are truly evil bc they will create a female character who could not more clearly be a massive lesbian and then spend the next several decades going whaaaat no she’s not lol and both shoving her onto the nearest men and actively de-butchifying her

When I’m in a contest for “most analytically illiterate amateur conspiracy theorist masquerading as a historian” and my opponent is Ripperologists

At this point I think an important life goal for me might be to publish and get put on as many banned book lists as possible

My number one controversial seinen opinion is that at least in terms of story enjoyment Violence Jack will always be better than Berserk to me. “But Berserk was inspired by Violence Jack” yeah exactly. Should’ve tried harder to make Berserk interesting then

Local noted vampire enthusiast must remain quiet about their castlevania opinions lest they be murdered in the streets

Cardiologists r so funny… “let’s push the nitroglycerin and see if that makes you pass out.” Ok yeah why don’t you also put me in a headlock while you’re at it. Maybe that’ll help

She indirect on my discourse til I free