(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

One thing the kids love to do on a bus is to sit completely opposite to how the seat is designed. Whatever happened to having your feet on the floor, fellas.

Is there anything more frustrating than sitting and staring at "Someone is typing..." for like a full minute and then they don't say anything?

bread time let's have a bread

Tyson/Paul Was A Boxing Match That Felt Like Netflix - defector.com/tyson-paul-w...

An internet deep cut in the Bluesky API Docs

It’s Friday night so I’m gonna have a Guinness on the toilet

Oh fun! I’m on one of those trains with a snappy bogan lady train guard.

Don't Go Now by Ratcat. Man, what a banger.

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

I don't know what it is I used to do on here/old Twitter. I looked at my Twitter account and it looks like I just retweeted dumb memes for the last 5 years.

Reaves ripped the ad off the boards