Kristen Mulrooney
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social
Some brunette woman.
Editor of The Belladonna.
Writing in The New Yorker & McSweeney’s Letters to Mom column.
Editor of The Belladonna.
Writing in The New Yorker & McSweeney’s Letters to Mom column.
We had a different version of October Kiké but both versions are correct.
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We had a different version of October Kiké but both versions are correct.
Found a screenshot of me making a great point, yes the group chat is called Cunty Little Babies but just move past that
October 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Found a screenshot of me making a great point, yes the group chat is called Cunty Little Babies but just move past that
I have made an instructional video for the people wondering how it's possible for a short wife/tall husband couple to do this.
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have made an instructional video for the people wondering how it's possible for a short wife/tall husband couple to do this.
Yesterday morning I told @clhubes.bsky.social we were putting Buster down and she immediately DoorDashed us a dozen donuts and it was truly the world's greatest gift. We were so sad but afterward it was like well... should we have a donut? The kids came home from school and cried but then... donut?
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yesterday morning I told @clhubes.bsky.social we were putting Buster down and she immediately DoorDashed us a dozen donuts and it was truly the world's greatest gift. We were so sad but afterward it was like well... should we have a donut? The kids came home from school and cried but then... donut?
My toxic trait is I buy the airplane cookies at the store with my own money.
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My toxic trait is I buy the airplane cookies at the store with my own money.
It's 85° in October but fall is FIGHTING
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's 85° in October but fall is FIGHTING
Important message for all the pregnant women who take Tylenol recreationally!!
September 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Important message for all the pregnant women who take Tylenol recreationally!!
Saving this to use as a dramatic announcement for if we ever get divorced.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saving this to use as a dramatic announcement for if we ever get divorced.
Oh honey you were already on the thinnest of ice
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh honey you were already on the thinnest of ice
Wowww I'm usually not one to get ahead of a trend but I'm hearing a lot of the cool people are doing Covid right now. I'm hearing a lot of the cool people have been on the couch for several days. A lot of them got a big case of the sneezies.
September 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wowww I'm usually not one to get ahead of a trend but I'm hearing a lot of the cool people are doing Covid right now. I'm hearing a lot of the cool people have been on the couch for several days. A lot of them got a big case of the sneezies.
My kids asked what my first school field trip was and I said to a box factory and then went into a story about how I snuck away and ended up on a TV show. Literally that same night they turned on a random episode of The Simpsons and it was this one. But they haven't questioned it??
September 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My kids asked what my first school field trip was and I said to a box factory and then went into a story about how I snuck away and ended up on a TV show. Literally that same night they turned on a random episode of The Simpsons and it was this one. But they haven't questioned it??
Laughing at this very sweet scene from The Pitt because she's like "do you think *he* would forgive me?" and Robby's like "he totally would" but I have talked to guys before and realistically there's about an 80% chance he doesn't understand who she's talking about.
September 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Laughing at this very sweet scene from The Pitt because she's like "do you think *he* would forgive me?" and Robby's like "he totally would" but I have talked to guys before and realistically there's about an 80% chance he doesn't understand who she's talking about.
Imagine one singular pair of jeggings from the Walgreen's pharmacy that magically fit four girls even though some of them are very short and some of them are very tall, now imagine those four girls ON STAGE, like The Muppet Show if one pair of pants fit every muppet.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine one singular pair of jeggings from the Walgreen's pharmacy that magically fit four girls even though some of them are very short and some of them are very tall, now imagine those four girls ON STAGE, like The Muppet Show if one pair of pants fit every muppet.
Narrator: she didn't fight it off she is so ill please send the Nyquil that looks like Windex
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Narrator: she didn't fight it off she is so ill please send the Nyquil that looks like Windex
Not YET, it's not TIME 😠
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not YET, it's not TIME 😠
Who did this, let's collab
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who did this, let's collab
If you were the one who caught the ball, you would have caught the ball.
September 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If you were the one who caught the ball, you would have caught the ball.
I've been ordering from the same sushi place since I moved into this house 12 years ago and I only recently discovered I've been earning points the whole time, and now I pretty much have endless free sushi.
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I've been ordering from the same sushi place since I moved into this house 12 years ago and I only recently discovered I've been earning points the whole time, and now I pretty much have endless free sushi.
We found a newborn chipmunk on the pool deck a couple weeks ago. Can't stop thinking about her, I hope she is thriving 🥹
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We found a newborn chipmunk on the pool deck a couple weeks ago. Can't stop thinking about her, I hope she is thriving 🥹
I WANT TO LIVE!!
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I WANT TO LIVE!!
Every mom I know is like this right now, summer vacation is too fucking long
August 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Every mom I know is like this right now, summer vacation is too fucking long
Hoodie's still dope as hell though
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hoodie's still dope as hell though
Real quick I just gotta highlight how my fairy godmother Vera Bradley took a 40-year-old mom of three who only wears Red Sox tees and has talked exclusively about the City Connect hoodie for two and a half months, made a gown, and turned it all into this.
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Real quick I just gotta highlight how my fairy godmother Vera Bradley took a 40-year-old mom of three who only wears Red Sox tees and has talked exclusively about the City Connect hoodie for two and a half months, made a gown, and turned it all into this.
