If I have to go to one more fucking meeting where someone asks me which __________ I am today I will not be responsible for what I do.

Listen Kellen, I’m the homicidal one and you KNOW why.

Example:

She’s out now and in her bathrobe but she is still pretty salty about it. #Dogsky #dogs

The most aggrieved dog who ever lived needed a bath today.

As a good #Swiftie Luna has been wearing her #Chiefs bandana to support their playoff luck. So you’re welcome for yesterday everyone.

Here’s the thing BlueSky. I think it’s ridiculous to hope 2025 isn’t a dumpster fire. Every year has been a dumpster fire for a long time now. I do wish you a band of fellow miscreants to sit around the blaze with. Maybe someone will bring marshmallows.

Good morning BlueSky. #HappyNewYear. I just wanted to say that I feel really lucky to have had the adventures I did in 2024 and to all the people I got to spend it with, you guys are my favorite bit of all of it. <3 you tons.

If you add captions like I do, you get to enjoy this little detail which I find to be especially hilarious.

Both she and my grandfather had told me multiple times during my growing up years that they intended to make it a lamp but they never did. Now it’s living its best lamp life.

Ah yes everything going according to plan.

Heading into work on the train, like a sustainable member of society who wants to scroll social media without the risk of fatal collision.

I had low key forgotten about esheep but it was a weird seep of dopamine when I saw it.

I caught my students playing games on this website that emulates a desktop of your choosing (Win 95, 98 or ME) and includes many vintage pursuits. I immediately got an esheep and started the cookie game. Now I've let it run 2 weeks just because I need to see where it ends.

Luna has so many weird health ailments that she has been asked to not return to the kennel we used to board her at when we traveled. She is also afraid of whipped cream containers, other dogs and fire works. She is deeply in love with her Flamingo.

This is Luna, friends. She is my baby, and one of the joys of my life. She is also the most defective dog to ever live.