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Kristen Arnett
@kristenarnett.bsky.social
“Orlando's Reigning Big Time Celebrity Author” - The Orlando Weekly

huuuuge lesbian. librarian. dad. floridian. beer drinker. NYT Bestselling author.
Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE

https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
they were having a great time, wonderful monetary jack, a fantastic cash money cheese
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
EXCITING!!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
we are gonna look amazing
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hey @jasondiamond.bsky.social you want in on this i can modify order and get a third hat
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
dude i already bought them CANT WAIT
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“wait not FJ… was it rayjay”
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
honestly the date seems to be going well i’m thrilled for them
October 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“the men’s bowl cut is the equivalent of the fuckass bob for women” i am loving this dialogue
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
he is complimenting her hazel eyes!!!!!! “damn they are so… hazel. like hazel for real though”
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
retro star of stage and screen millie bobbie brown
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i think middle-aged is like 25 at this point
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
truly i was flabbergasted
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
perfect
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
people watching is one of the greatest gifts god ever gave us
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM