Kristen Arnett
@kristenarnett.bsky.social
“Orlando's Reigning Big Time Celebrity Author” - The Orlando Weekly
huuuuge lesbian. librarian. dad. floridian. beer drinker. NYT Bestselling author.
Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE
https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
huuuuge lesbian. librarian. dad. floridian. beer drinker. NYT Bestselling author.
Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE
https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com
annual family photoshoot
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
annual family photoshoot
SOUTHERN! BOOK PRIZE! FINALIST!!! thank you to @stephopitz.bsky.social for breaking the news lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
SOUTHERN! BOOK PRIZE! FINALIST!!! thank you to @stephopitz.bsky.social for breaking the news lol
got to ask @tricialockwood.bsky.social the important questions last night like for instance “is the worst way to pronounce poem with a y in the middle of the word”
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
got to ask @tricialockwood.bsky.social the important questions last night like for instance “is the worst way to pronounce poem with a y in the middle of the word”
short! list!!!!!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
short! list!!!!!!
yearlong! generative! novel! writing! workshop!
(i’ll be writing my fourth novel through this, come work with me)
writer.org/event/novel-...
(i’ll be writing my fourth novel through this, come work with me)
writer.org/event/novel-...
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
yearlong! generative! novel! writing! workshop!
(i’ll be writing my fourth novel through this, come work with me)
writer.org/event/novel-...
(i’ll be writing my fourth novel through this, come work with me)
writer.org/event/novel-...
on some honk shoo mimimi type shit
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
on some honk shoo mimimi type shit
ITS CALLED THE BEST OF ORLANDO AND YES SHE IS
August 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ITS CALLED THE BEST OF ORLANDO AND YES SHE IS
what a list!!!! such good company!!
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
what a list!!!! such good company!!
heyyyyyy portland! look at this goddamn tin house workshop line up, come see me read (something NEW 👀) next saturday
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
heyyyyyy portland! look at this goddamn tin house workshop line up, come see me read (something NEW 👀) next saturday
orlando is beautiful and i love her dearly
June 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
orlando is beautiful and i love her dearly
happy birthday to my hot wife @kaylakumari.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
happy birthday to my hot wife @kaylakumari.bsky.social
when does his album drop
May 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
when does his album drop
out at a GAY EVENT in FLORIDA, the GAYEST STATE
May 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
out at a GAY EVENT in FLORIDA, the GAYEST STATE
hey philly!!!!!! do you like to have FUN
May 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
hey philly!!!!!! do you like to have FUN
i had a very good time in ocean city!!!!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i had a very good time in ocean city!!!!!!!
judy blume listened to me read from my clown book!!!!!!!!!!!!! and laughed!!!!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
judy blume listened to me read from my clown book!!!!!!!!!!!!! and laughed!!!!!!!
STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE: A NOVEL by Kristen Arnett
April 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE: A NOVEL by Kristen Arnett
spring sprang sprung
April 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
spring sprang sprung
in case you are in nashville this weekend i will be in conversation with lydi conklin at parnassus books this friday!!!!! come hang out
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
in case you are in nashville this weekend i will be in conversation with lydi conklin at parnassus books this friday!!!!! come hang out
being asked to format something in a google doc
April 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
being asked to format something in a google doc
gonna put this picture of me and karen russell in a locket and wear it round my neck
April 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
gonna put this picture of me and karen russell in a locket and wear it round my neck
my brains immediate reaction every time the emails i’ve snoozed in gmail suddenly reappear in my inbox
April 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my brains immediate reaction every time the emails i’ve snoozed in gmail suddenly reappear in my inbox