Kristen Acampora
@kristenacampora.bsky.social
✨ Freelance Illustrator, Designer and Colorist ✨ Professional Horse Enthusiast ✨ She/Her ✨ kristenacampora@gmail.com ✨ linktr.ee/KristenAcampora ✨
Our new addition… Welcome to the family Zeus!!! ⚡️🐴 ⚡️ You’re my dream come true. 💖
July 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Our new addition… Welcome to the family Zeus!!! ⚡️🐴 ⚡️ You’re my dream come true. 💖
It keeps snowing and I am Loving It
January 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It keeps snowing and I am Loving It
My favorite breed of horse
December 11, 2024 at 8:59 PM
My favorite breed of horse
Maryland resident? Crab Enthusiast? I have the holiday card for you!
Featuring a festively patterned blue crab and the cheery message of “Crabby Clawlidays” on the interior, my 10 piece greeting card set is perfect for any crustacean aficionado. 🦀
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Featuring a festively patterned blue crab and the cheery message of “Crabby Clawlidays” on the interior, my 10 piece greeting card set is perfect for any crustacean aficionado. 🦀
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December 11, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Maryland resident? Crab Enthusiast? I have the holiday card for you!
Featuring a festively patterned blue crab and the cheery message of “Crabby Clawlidays” on the interior, my 10 piece greeting card set is perfect for any crustacean aficionado. 🦀
kristenacampora.com/shop
Featuring a festively patterned blue crab and the cheery message of “Crabby Clawlidays” on the interior, my 10 piece greeting card set is perfect for any crustacean aficionado. 🦀
kristenacampora.com/shop
This is an interesting one. The flavor is smooth and eggy with a hint of spice. I was surprised with the addition of what tastes like an artificial alcohol flavor- this is a great option if you like something that tastes boozy but is not alcoholic. 4.5/5, this is a slammable nog.
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
This is an interesting one. The flavor is smooth and eggy with a hint of spice. I was surprised with the addition of what tastes like an artificial alcohol flavor- this is a great option if you like something that tastes boozy but is not alcoholic. 4.5/5, this is a slammable nog.
To say I was disappointed by this eggnog is a vast understatement. It had all the visual trappings of a stellar nog but tasted only of watered down milk and stale cinnamon. This would be more suited as an addition to a french toast batter than a beverage. 2/10, an overall sad nog.
December 11, 2024 at 3:02 AM
To say I was disappointed by this eggnog is a vast understatement. It had all the visual trappings of a stellar nog but tasted only of watered down milk and stale cinnamon. This would be more suited as an addition to a french toast batter than a beverage. 2/10, an overall sad nog.
Following this up with the “original” version of this eggnog- it has essentially the same texture and general flavor, but is lacking any spices and generally leans towards a vanilla taste, which I personally don’t prefer. 3.5/5- while an acceptable nog, it left me wanting.
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Following this up with the “original” version of this eggnog- it has essentially the same texture and general flavor, but is lacking any spices and generally leans towards a vanilla taste, which I personally don’t prefer. 3.5/5- while an acceptable nog, it left me wanting.
Tis the season! Today we’re trying Upstate Farm’s premium egg nog. I was pleasantly surprised with this one- a light eggy flavor with enough spice to keep it interesting for the palate. I wish it were thicker, but otherwise this is a solid choice for the discerning nog head. 4/5.
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Tis the season! Today we’re trying Upstate Farm’s premium egg nog. I was pleasantly surprised with this one- a light eggy flavor with enough spice to keep it interesting for the palate. I wish it were thicker, but otherwise this is a solid choice for the discerning nog head. 4/5.
A variant of the above, this eggnog definitely hits the vanilla notes but desperately needs more nutmeg and cinnamon. Smooth, velvety texture with a good thickness, but the vanilla lends itself to a bit of a cloying sweetness that impacts its drinkability. 3/5, a serviceable nog.
December 11, 2024 at 2:23 AM
A variant of the above, this eggnog definitely hits the vanilla notes but desperately needs more nutmeg and cinnamon. Smooth, velvety texture with a good thickness, but the vanilla lends itself to a bit of a cloying sweetness that impacts its drinkability. 3/5, a serviceable nog.
Southern Comfort’s definitely got the texture and egg/cream balance down on this, but the spicing leaves a lot to be desired. Virtually no nutmeg or cinnamon, which disappointed me as I expected more from this eggnog. 3.5/5 while it’ll do in a pinch, this nog leaves me wanting.
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Southern Comfort’s definitely got the texture and egg/cream balance down on this, but the spicing leaves a lot to be desired. Virtually no nutmeg or cinnamon, which disappointed me as I expected more from this eggnog. 3.5/5 while it’ll do in a pinch, this nog leaves me wanting.
I had extremely low expectations on this but was pleasantly surprised! Reminiscent of drinking slightly thinned pumpkin pie filling, but in a good way. It doesn’t give that classic eggnog flavor but it was definitely a fun and unique take on nog. 4/5 we stan a pumpkin spice king.
December 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I had extremely low expectations on this but was pleasantly surprised! Reminiscent of drinking slightly thinned pumpkin pie filling, but in a good way. It doesn’t give that classic eggnog flavor but it was definitely a fun and unique take on nog. 4/5 we stan a pumpkin spice king.
So this one’s odd. It has a fairly standard eggnog flavor but tastes artificial and far too sweet, with an almost menthol like aftertaste? If your nog vaguely reminds me of smoking cigarettes in college then it’s not very good imo. 2/5, this nog left me confused and disappointed.
December 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
So this one’s odd. It has a fairly standard eggnog flavor but tastes artificial and far too sweet, with an almost menthol like aftertaste? If your nog vaguely reminds me of smoking cigarettes in college then it’s not very good imo. 2/5, this nog left me confused and disappointed.
Tis the freakin season!!! This nog from Hood is very good- a classic, balanced eggnog flavor with fairly pronounced notes of cinnamon and a hint of nutmeg. Consistency is nice, if a tiny bit thinner then I’d like. Overall, 4/5 you can have little a bit of this nog as a treat.
December 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Tis the freakin season!!! This nog from Hood is very good- a classic, balanced eggnog flavor with fairly pronounced notes of cinnamon and a hint of nutmeg. Consistency is nice, if a tiny bit thinner then I’d like. Overall, 4/5 you can have little a bit of this nog as a treat.
Back on my bullshit!!! This eggnog from Nellie’s is interesting- it is very eggy, creamy, and rich, and I was impressed by the taste! No cinnamon or nutmeg flavor detectable, which was disappointing. Very drinkable with a sweet finish. 4/5, this will satisfy any nog lover.
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Back on my bullshit!!! This eggnog from Nellie’s is interesting- it is very eggy, creamy, and rich, and I was impressed by the taste! No cinnamon or nutmeg flavor detectable, which was disappointing. Very drinkable with a sweet finish. 4/5, this will satisfy any nog lover.
A local nog this time, from South Mountain Creamery. This tastes like I’m drinking straight up cream in the best way? Not too sweet, a little light on the nutmeg and cinnamon, but very rich overall with a good flavor. 4.5/5 would get fucked up on this anytime throughout the year.
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 AM
A local nog this time, from South Mountain Creamery. This tastes like I’m drinking straight up cream in the best way? Not too sweet, a little light on the nutmeg and cinnamon, but very rich overall with a good flavor. 4.5/5 would get fucked up on this anytime throughout the year.
This is a horrid nog!!! Incredibly watery, virtually no flavor except a bitter and overwhelming hit of nutmeg that clashes with the almond milk. Could only take one sip of this it was so bad. 1/5 for this absolutely cursed nightmare beverage.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
This is a horrid nog!!! Incredibly watery, virtually no flavor except a bitter and overwhelming hit of nutmeg that clashes with the almond milk. Could only take one sip of this it was so bad. 1/5 for this absolutely cursed nightmare beverage.
Let’s start with this bad boy!!! Giant’s ultra-pasteurized homogenized eggnog. Has a odd color- reminds me of liquid eggs? Flavor is good (very eggy, which if you like custard is a big plus). Could use more cinnamon/nutmeg. A sweet and clean finish. 4/5, would nog again.
December 11, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Let’s start with this bad boy!!! Giant’s ultra-pasteurized homogenized eggnog. Has a odd color- reminds me of liquid eggs? Flavor is good (very eggy, which if you like custard is a big plus). Could use more cinnamon/nutmeg. A sweet and clean finish. 4/5, would nog again.
Since we’re deep in the holiday season, I think now is a good time to bring my Big Ol’ Eggnog Review Thread (which is 5 years old now!) over to Bluesky.
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Since we’re deep in the holiday season, I think now is a good time to bring my Big Ol’ Eggnog Review Thread (which is 5 years old now!) over to Bluesky.
Happy #SmallBusinessSaturday! Take the opportunity to shop small and support local artists/business while also getting your holiday gift list taken care of for you, your friends and family- check out my merchandise at kristenacampora.com/shop!
November 30, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Vending at Hotel Revival in Baltimore today… probably my most aesthetic tabling location to date.
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Vending at Hotel Revival in Baltimore today… probably my most aesthetic tabling location to date.
Everything is looking good though… big shout out to Fireball Printing for the amazing work. 🦀
November 30, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Everything is looking good though… big shout out to Fireball Printing for the amazing work. 🦀
I love Baltimore
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I love Baltimore
Made a fun dessert that is essentially bread pudding with apples in lieu of bread. Glazed it with an apple cider reduction syrup to boot- it’s so delicious! 🤤
October 23, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Made a fun dessert that is essentially bread pudding with apples in lieu of bread. Glazed it with an apple cider reduction syrup to boot- it’s so delicious! 🤤