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krista wolffe
@kristawolffe.bsky.social
349y/o, rivendell's youngest basement dweller. she/her

does:
musical stuff, engineering, research, and writes an occasional essay.

into:
music, animation, tea, scotch, reading

climbs, scuba dives, hikes, skis

asm/c/c++ sometimes pays the bills
generational slang has been an interest of mine for generations. now i;m old it's fun fucking with the kiddos using their slang properly then mixing in stuff from the 1920s or 60's with their new or retro-new slang :)
September 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
yeah... this was a fucked up movie :)
i remember this well.

in a word with a project 2025, i'm not sure if ”There's No One In Charge” or ”Whatever The Fuck Is Happening In The States Now” is more freighting.

heh, all of those ”... fight a 100 dick sized tanks or 1 tank sized dick” make sense now.
August 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
plus the hell of:
- y ”At Scale”

can we work on Empathy At Scale?

---

”-at scale” and ”X as-a Y” needs ”Responsibility”.

ie: Goole is At Scale.
- ever need help? have you ever talked to anyone who _could_ help?
- yell at sky until go away.

Responsibility at Scale should apply.
August 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
- this language validates and makes it ok to productize everything.
- this is not ok.

taken to extremes, it's CaaS: consumers as-a Service, and in an attention economy, it's selling Attention as-a Service.

i guess that's modern advertising, SEO, and not AI Optimization and ATS if you hunt...
August 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
this could go wrong in so very, very many ways...

... how can i help?
August 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
wow!

that's a vibe!

and an entire aesthetic!

speaking of ”entire aesthetic computer companies” i miss SGI.
- all their gear was just too damn sexy.
August 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
do you find the company name offensive as well?

it'd be like renaming the title of POTUS to Big Brother or something...
August 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
keep up the good work!
August 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
heh. was not expecting to see somebody from this angle waking up and logging into blue sky...

... but yes I had that problem until I started using a roc 'n' sock drum stool as a chair.

between guitar and vr-motion stuff it's practical. + reminds me to take breaks.
August 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
let's use their ai video gen to make it!
July 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i had to do that as early models got the calibration blown to hell in a couple of scenarios, to the point the touchscreen wouldn't work and the error couldn't be detected.

the industrial design team didn't want any buttons besides the touchscreen...

best choice in a bad situation.
July 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
your ev charger: i did the firmware on that thing. architected, lead the very small team, and wrote a lot of the low level stuff.

that hw was... special.

i also did the commercial and dc fast charger firmware.
July 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
seriously, though... i don't have an answer, but i did have a laserjet iii when it first came out.

what a truly beautiful unit of form, function, and excellence!

also, tektronix. i think hp ate them, but i remember it was a special day whenever the tektronix catalog came in!
May 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
1: to finish the idea, that just about everything *can* be measured in $ means it's easy to optimize around $: it's a single variable.

this fascinates a lot of people.

--=

the problem is that just because everything can be measured in $ doesn't mean it's representative of the thing being measured
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
one of the reasons this is happening is because of copy-paste business ideas and the fundamentals of why they work: money is intertwined in enough things that when we try to plot [thing] on a graph, there's almost always a $ axis in the basis¹.

--> we need a copy-paste protest method to fight this.
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
of course, my calendar popped up with ”j. r. lallo's birthday” on that day, but i ignored it as the previous several reminders caused me to happy birthday you on incorrect dates...

... so apologies and a belated ”happy birthday, jo!”
February 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i'd have pointed to my shoulder, my elbow, and my wrist and said 'krista'...

... like when challenged to say the alphabet backwards for the first time i turned my back to my mother and started ”a... b... c... d...”
February 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM