My anxiety: that’s a nice set of plans you got there, be a shame if you suddenly didn’t wanna do any of them

I swear every time I speak to the council I get the biggest migraine imaginable, this can’t be a coincidence

Everybody I know is either having kids or getting married, and I’m just here wondering whether or not to buy another guitar, life is wild

Me: “I need to focus on this thing, it’s vital I focus on this thing, now just focus on it”

My brain 5 seconds later:

wife: [on phone] babe when r u gonna be home

me: *accidentally put a $50 bill in a mechanical bull* late

Really love that this app is blowing up, so much nicer to scroll through knowing there aren’t bots and ads everywhere

This past week I’ve managed to maintain a normal sleeping pattern and eat somewhat healthy (for me anyway), now I have an abundance of energy I don’t know what to do with, is this what normal people feel like all the time?!

Mentally tanked today, glad I’m in the studio tomorrow cause it’s sorely needed 😪

I feel sorry for whoever’s 3,005,886, just beat you to the punch buddy

Somebody on my street is blaring music full blast outside like it’s a festival and I don’t know about anybody else on my street but I’m vibin, they’ve got bangers

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Getting sick of X and how toxic it is, forgot I had butterfly twitter, hope it’s an improvement

I am officially on butterfly twitter