Kris Kees
@kriskees.bsky.social
Graphic Designer (https://kriskees.my.canva.site), semi-starving nomadic artist, poet, and novice blogger of Confessions of a Middle-Aged Orphan (https://medium.com/@kriskees) No DMs unless you have something non-generic to say and nothing to sell me on.
Felt more depressed than I was before after watching PBS Newshour, so I decided to art it out with what I call “unicorn colors”.
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Felt more depressed than I was before after watching PBS Newshour, so I decided to art it out with what I call “unicorn colors”.
For the full audiovisual experience, check it (and me) out on IG…
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For the full audiovisual experience, check it (and me) out on IG…
This baby has been living inside my head for quite awhile now and after a long-ass wait for the right tools to get the job done, she’s finally out! Whew! 😅
August 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This baby has been living inside my head for quite awhile now and after a long-ass wait for the right tools to get the job done, she’s finally out! Whew! 😅
This was fun and cathartic! Could’ve gone better with tweezers, but nobody has sent me those from my art supply Amazon wishlist.
😉😉
😉😉
July 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This was fun and cathartic! Could’ve gone better with tweezers, but nobody has sent me those from my art supply Amazon wishlist.
😉😉
😉😉
Well, this has never happened to me before. And that’s from only an hour after posting on Threads! 😳 Holyshitballs.
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Well, this has never happened to me before. And that’s from only an hour after posting on Threads! 😳 Holyshitballs.
The future’s so fucking bright 😎
July 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The future’s so fucking bright 😎
Oh, shit! Now Elmo’s out here cussin’ his orange ass out! It’s on now! 🤣
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Oh, shit! Now Elmo’s out here cussin’ his orange ass out! It’s on now! 🤣
I want my mommy.
7th anniversary of my last full day with her. She gained her independence the next morning.
I’m not okay today.
7th anniversary of my last full day with her. She gained her independence the next morning.
I’m not okay today.
July 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I want my mommy.
7th anniversary of my last full day with her. She gained her independence the next morning.
I’m not okay today.
7th anniversary of my last full day with her. She gained her independence the next morning.
I’m not okay today.
No Kings Day Tacos: soft taco shell, smeared with sour cream, topped with crushed Cheetos, seasoned ground chicken, and Mango Mussolini salsa.
This is how I do culinary art! It felt very satisfying to take a bite out of fascism!
This is how I do culinary art! It felt very satisfying to take a bite out of fascism!
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
No Kings Day Tacos: soft taco shell, smeared with sour cream, topped with crushed Cheetos, seasoned ground chicken, and Mango Mussolini salsa.
This is how I do culinary art! It felt very satisfying to take a bite out of fascism!
This is how I do culinary art! It felt very satisfying to take a bite out of fascism!
Stay vigilant, but stay safe out there, y’all ✊🏻
June 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Stay vigilant, but stay safe out there, y’all ✊🏻
And what do we do when we hear the secret word, kids?
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And what do we do when we hear the secret word, kids?
For those who are able to attend…
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
For those who are able to attend…