I have been the server who would have loved that response. "This one gets it," I'd say to myself, and then explain the consistency in detail and with analogies.
Alternatively, I might reply "That soup's consistency is not ideal. Allow me to recommend a preferable alternative."

good colors!

or--hear me out--you CAN make this shit up because making shit up is their game?

had to watch a supposedly leftist colleague bootlick a union-busting former administrator this week and I just need to get the stink of being in the same room with them both out of my nose--helpful to see this happening!

also here in NC, hilariously?

And is a short piece condensing the argument: static1.squarespace.com/static/6160c...