Thinking about that time you threatened to shoot Kiefer Sutherland (you should have went ahead and did it, honestly).

It’s just a stream of lies. Anyone who enters a grocery store knows that everything is more expensive.

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If the fine is $32 million, I would be damn sure not to break the rules!

"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."

I like the blue glitter trim on the jacket. 🤌🏻

I use paper money so infrequently in my life now, it took me a minute to understand what you were referencing.

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