Mark Langley
@krezutist.bsky.social
Unbarred enviro lawyer. Rules? What rules? (SCOTUS doesn't seem to care). Mycophile. Polyglot. Cancer survivor. отсоси это Putin.
My only surprise is that Metamucilini hasn't infamously made today about himself and gone on a rant about how he could have brought peace in WWII. Which, of course he could have done, by giving Germany everything they wanted. Oh wait... it's early the sundowning is coming.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My only surprise is that Metamucilini hasn't infamously made today about himself and gone on a rant about how he could have brought peace in WWII. Which, of course he could have done, by giving Germany everything they wanted. Oh wait... it's early the sundowning is coming.
Pretty clear it's Pee Wee German calling the shots while Metamucilini counts his pardon chips.
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pretty clear it's Pee Wee German calling the shots while Metamucilini counts his pardon chips.
I liked it back in the day when Horizon flew Q400s on that route. Sure they bounced around more, but you got way closer to the scenery.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I liked it back in the day when Horizon flew Q400s on that route. Sure they bounced around more, but you got way closer to the scenery.
Legally laundered money via bankruptcies that end up with a judicial stamp of approval when the money comes out the back end. How do you bankrupt a casino unless it's on purpose?
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Legally laundered money via bankruptcies that end up with a judicial stamp of approval when the money comes out the back end. How do you bankrupt a casino unless it's on purpose?
Medicare, single, and a mega-resurgent career all in one year. What's not to like?
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Medicare, single, and a mega-resurgent career all in one year. What's not to like?
Not just drank the Koolaid- bathed in it, mixed it with Red Bull and vodka, had a Koolaid enema, and filled their swimming pool with it.
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Not just drank the Koolaid- bathed in it, mixed it with Red Bull and vodka, had a Koolaid enema, and filled their swimming pool with it.
I fact checked this. Facts about the drug add up. If so this should be going viral. Although it seems to me if they were infusing Metamucilini they'd do it someplace that wouldn't show, like an arm vein under his baggy suit. So I'm skeptical.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I fact checked this. Facts about the drug add up. If so this should be going viral. Although it seems to me if they were infusing Metamucilini they'd do it someplace that wouldn't show, like an arm vein under his baggy suit. So I'm skeptical.
Cinclus mexicanus. Alert ICE! These birds must be deported! They are a blight on our AMERICAN streams, eating our benthic invertebrates, delighting us by swimming underwater. Don't fall for their act.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Cinclus mexicanus. Alert ICE! These birds must be deported! They are a blight on our AMERICAN streams, eating our benthic invertebrates, delighting us by swimming underwater. Don't fall for their act.
You're in France. You don't need a union.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You're in France. You don't need a union.
Whip inflation now should have been (earlier) whip Nixon now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whip inflation now should have been (earlier) whip Nixon now.
Putin-"So how many sexy positions in this?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Putin-"So how many sexy positions in this?"
Satan takes bribes to get you out of Hell. He calls them "pardons."
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Satan takes bribes to get you out of Hell. He calls them "pardons."
Caught more than my share of Bluefish on flyrods (with steel leaders). I like oily fish I guess. Came in handy during the Exxon Valdez spill. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Caught more than my share of Bluefish on flyrods (with steel leaders). I like oily fish I guess. Came in handy during the Exxon Valdez spill. 🤣
When I lived in Alaska I developed a food fetish for juvenile ling cod. The flesh is translucent green until you cook it then it turns bright white. Better than halibut. I miss catching flounder 36 steps down to the beach. Sebastes ruberimus is also a favorite.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When I lived in Alaska I developed a food fetish for juvenile ling cod. The flesh is translucent green until you cook it then it turns bright white. Better than halibut. I miss catching flounder 36 steps down to the beach. Sebastes ruberimus is also a favorite.
Hogfish are hermaphrodites that switch genders. QUICK! Alert the GOP- these fish must be banned! They'll turn your kid gay.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hogfish are hermaphrodites that switch genders. QUICK! Alert the GOP- these fish must be banned! They'll turn your kid gay.
I grew up on a bay full on flounder. My idiot cousins came down and caught like ten times their limit each and took them home. And then they wonder where the flounder went.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I grew up on a bay full on flounder. My idiot cousins came down and caught like ten times their limit each and took them home. And then they wonder where the flounder went.
I went in a fancy restaurant in Charleston, SC a few years ago. White linen level. I looked at the menu and didn't recognize half the fish. I asked what "Tripletail" was. Waiter said "it's like grouper." Sure... soggy fucking grouper caught in a sewage lagoon. I'da rather ate a bluegill.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I went in a fancy restaurant in Charleston, SC a few years ago. White linen level. I looked at the menu and didn't recognize half the fish. I asked what "Tripletail" was. Waiter said "it's like grouper." Sure... soggy fucking grouper caught in a sewage lagoon. I'da rather ate a bluegill.
My only surprise is that tRump hasn't renamed the White house to the Gold house.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My only surprise is that tRump hasn't renamed the White house to the Gold house.
I grew up on Cape Cod fishing for stripahs. They're gone. The flounders are gone. The eels are gone. I'm gone. I remember when a monkfish was garbage. Go in a fancy fish restaurant these days and there's all these fish we didn't used to eat. But now we have to. Over-fishing by an invasive species.
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I grew up on Cape Cod fishing for stripahs. They're gone. The flounders are gone. The eels are gone. I'm gone. I remember when a monkfish was garbage. Go in a fancy fish restaurant these days and there's all these fish we didn't used to eat. But now we have to. Over-fishing by an invasive species.
Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fame is a legendary grifter, has money, and is arguably good looking, why is she still in prison? As long as he's emptying the federal prisons of white collar criminals...
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fame is a legendary grifter, has money, and is arguably good looking, why is she still in prison? As long as he's emptying the federal prisons of white collar criminals...
Adeverat! The USA has an airbase MK- near Constantsa and a Reaper squad in Campia Turzii. If Russian drones were really flying over Romania they would be shot down. Romania and Moldova stand with Ukraine. If they don't, they're next.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Adeverat! The USA has an airbase MK- near Constantsa and a Reaper squad in Campia Turzii. If Russian drones were really flying over Romania they would be shot down. Romania and Moldova stand with Ukraine. If they don't, they're next.
Because you CAN! Dammit. Now I have to walk up to the village store in the dark to get some.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Because you CAN! Dammit. Now I have to walk up to the village store in the dark to get some.
We're the only country that lets a geriatric religious nutbag interpret the clear words of the Constitution to allow non-militia members to have military-grade weapons. I wish I believed in a Hell for ppl like Scalia.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We're the only country that lets a geriatric religious nutbag interpret the clear words of the Constitution to allow non-militia members to have military-grade weapons. I wish I believed in a Hell for ppl like Scalia.