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It smells when you laugh
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now is the time to mask again if you've stopped.
when more people resume masking, others are more willing to follow their example. the best way to be community positive is by staying covid negative. avoid infection—wear a respirator!
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September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They called him “soft serve” down at the yard. And they called me Mr. Cone
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My girl smell like a saltwater marsh down there, I call her candy.

Her Crabby grabby feel me Grimm, Bill and Mandy.
September 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That’s cool and all, but how do I make the kids look like ME?
September 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If I got some 9/11 for the table, would you have some?
September 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Put some 9/11 on that
September 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gonna start taking my showers “Mike’s Way”
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My seed shall find purchase witcho bitchass
September 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m getting just a peekie weekie at da porn. Save it for lata.
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My ex-wife gets off on Microsoft teams camera on. She’s still living with me and I can’t call her by her first name
September 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m tired of this rigamarole.
GROK, let’s roll!
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My name is “Dr. John President.” And I’m here to kill
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What ever happened to hip hop culture?
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They called me stupid. They called me criminal. They told me I had to stay 100 yards away from her. But they never told me about the thrill.

Our time is not over yet, My slim thicc Latinix goddess…😛
May 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@krebscycle420.bsky.social you seeing this??
May 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
More women should be like Eleven (stranger things)
- strong
- brave
- independent
- shaven
- Latina?
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I don’t want to hurt them. I just want to help them. I just want to teach them to crochet.

They shouldn’t go in my bag of needles…AMHIK (ask me how I know)
May 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
May 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Hi everyone. It's Mother (Dr) Bookworm Bear with firm yet consoling words. If you have to write your book on your commute, in the middle of the night, shoved into pockets of time, sometimes in ten minute increments, you are NO LESS A WRITER than someone with a room of their own, with much more time
May 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
. Me piggy boy. 🐷🐷 Use me 🐷
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
All you sickos wanna eat less and exercise more. I eat like a cow (chew twice and regurgitate) and I fuck like a dying pig. You can’t tell me how to live I vote blue.
May 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Looking to partake in some Bluey age-regression play this weekend at my old stomping grounds. BYOD!! 🙈🐣🍼
May 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I sing “isn’t she lovely” to the homeless, so at least they won’t forget how to smile.

#theyrenotallbad
May 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“Anne Frank” heh. Real funny one guys. If I wanted to learn how to hide in an attic, I’ll ask Daniel Marstin, my cousin, who was kidnapped by a trusted adult and held in the church bell tower for two summers. He dressed Daniel like a girl.
Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh brother 🤦🏻‍♂️
May 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM