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Kyle, Probably
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I do tech, I do design, I do tech design
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Hey so, today is my last day at Crystal Dynamics apparently. I joined the company in 2018 to work on Marvel's Avengers and it's been the longest (and best) job I've ever had. It now means I'm looking for work, so if you know of any senior writer/narrative designer positions please send them my way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
2022, having moved to my second LA apartment.
(Currently looking at my 4th)
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I can think of no better way someone could celebrate Dick Cheney’s last day on Earth than casting a vote for a Muslim socialist.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“The left needs to tone down their violent rhetoric”
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The flood ice ad is disgusting rage bait, but this should definitely be what’s more discussed. Remember their strategy is literally “flood the zone” so people can’t focus on the most important things.
If he can find a way to do it, he will. Full stop.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Also! Please let me know if any of you have “looking for roommate” resources. Especially trying to keep with a gamedev roommate.
Hey friends! My roommate is moving out to get closer to work, please poke me if you want to live in the La Brea area, or know someone looking!
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey friends! My roommate is moving out to get closer to work, please poke me if you want to live in the La Brea area, or know someone looking!
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Trump rewarded Changpeng Zhao, a business partner who boosted his crypto venture, with a pardon for crimes that Zhao pleaded guilty to.

Trading presidential favors for self-interest.

You can’t get more classically corrupt than this.
Q: On the pardon of Changpeng Zhao, Binance has significant business interests with World Liberty Financial, the president family's crypto company. How do you respond to criticisms that this is a corrupt act?

LEAVITT: I would respond and say the president is exercising his constitutional authority
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Oh my god, why am I getting halloween party invites, it’s still early in the mon-… oh”
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A few more photos from DTLA on Saturday
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Labubu says fuck fascism
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Didn’t get chased by horses this time
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🤨 Can someone explain to me how “I like dark humor” on a dating app is always code for “conservative”

Cause it’s every goddamn time.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A total ban of AI really needs to be on the dem party platform.
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I feel like they’re two steps from just putting everyone in the admin in military dress for the vibes.
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No single scene from any protest where they’re trying to bring in the national guard has looked remotely as bad as J6.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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these pieces of shit stole my life’s work for their robots and want to MAYBE give me 3000 retroactive dollars for their theft. get absolutely fucked
October 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
god, trump is just such a cowardly loser, one reporter asks a mildly critical question and he calls it a nasty question.
This is the guy conservatives are fawning over? Pathetic.
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The IDF is a terrorist organization by definition.
Murdering someone for the 'offense' of trying to retrieve their brother's body is..beyond monstrous

and the horror is compounded by the risk of identifying it as such: The reporter "asked not to be named because Israel has killed at least 189 journalists in Gaza"
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If the Truman Show came out today, he’d just be breaking the 4th wall by talking to himself, saying “Chat” and giving the producers regular heart attacks
September 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
What do we do when this is all over?
Even after he dies, so many people’s minds have been absolutely destroyed, I don’t know how we fix that.
September 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
AI call agents being integrated into everything is annoying as shit. Power went out in my apartment and the AI refuses to connect me with a person, this is awful.
September 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Well this is it. I was let go from Crystal Dynamics as Perfect Dark was cancelled. I am now out of a job. I genuinely dont know what to do at this moment but to frantically apply for as many jobs that are applicable. If anyone needs a Senior Environment Artist of 10+ years, please let me know.
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM