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Kyle L
@kpleopold.bsky.social
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Hipposaurus, or Dinopotamus?
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Tweets from Classy Warfare: “The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November” “I am calling on the Klaus regime to return to the borders agreed upon in the Black Friday Agreement”
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Behold my moussey goodness!
French silk pie. From scratch, natch.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Hot dog with ketchup, as God intended, on a gray background
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Fancy schmancy hotdog in a bun with peppers and onions, on a wooden charcuterie board, a couple other dogs sitting directly on the counter, and a whole mess of green onions scattered about for no discernible reason
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Someone I’ve never seen or interacted with following me. Hasn’t posted *anything*, hasn’t replied to *anything*. None of the 144 people they follow are any of the people I interact with so no idea where they could have seen me.

Fuck this. Don’t trust it. Blocked.
Someone I’ve never seen or interacted with following me. Hasn’t posted *anything*, hasn’t replied to *anything*. Not following any of the people I follow either, so no idea where they could have seen me.
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Maybe this setting thingy?
Photo settings boilerplate
August 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Who had “inflatable sex doll on the moon”
Meme from The Cabin in the Woods A man in a short sleeved shirt, black tie and glasses is standing in front of a whiteboard with a list of monstrosities
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Mousetrap Jenga Approximately 15 or so mousetraps all of which have been set and are ready to snap at the least provocation, which have all been stacked upon one another, dangling over the edge of a coffee table.
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Mousetrap Jenga Approximately 15 or so mousetraps all of which have been set and are ready to snap at the least provocation, which have all been stacked upon one another, dangling over the edge of a coffee table.
March 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home Planet
March 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incom...

Credit to Randall Munroe
A chart which reads “An asteroid is headed straight for Earth! That’s…” On the left is a range of asteroid sizes with a description on the right. The chart ranges from “1 cm - Good news! Meteors are pretty!” to “10,000 km - Bad news for whatever planet is about to get hit by Earth.”
February 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Casual display of skill
The sexiest French silk pie you’ve ever seen
February 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Casual display of wealth
Three wildly expensive eggs on a kitchen counter, showing off.
February 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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“I’ll vote for whoever will come at the republicans like Kendrick went for Drake. I’m not joking either. Give me that energy or shut up. Don’t email me. Don’t text me. Don’t ask me for anything.” -jourdain searles
February 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Apparently gravity also hates me. If the strong nuclear force starts calling me out too, imma just pack it in because all of physics apparently has it in for me.
A fancy and time consuming dessert dumped on the floor. Dammit.
February 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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This is how I find out these things.
Listifications “Follow me to receive notifications via DM whenever you’re added to a starter pack, block list, feed, or when someone blocks your account.”
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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“Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it” -Josef Stalin, probably
January 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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James Franco wearing a noose, asking his neighbor: “First time?”
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Black and white photo of a man seated on a couch in front of a couple of tall bookshelves and holding an open book. “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.” -John Waters
January 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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@mishpen.bsky.social
I couldn’t figure out how to order one of these for your birthday, sry.
A macaron vending machine, of all things.
December 17, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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Josep Stalin staring into the distance “Dark humor is like food - not everyone gets it.”
December 9, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November I am calling on the Klaus regime to return to the borders agreed upon in the Black Friday Agreement (originally tweeted by Classy Warfare)
December 4, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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There’s some absolute tool of a user here copying other peoples’ skeets and passing them off as his own. While checking out his account after copying a friend who had their stuff ganked I saw this.
(Reported and blocked)
Douchebag copying Hank’s skeet word for word what a fucking tool.
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Mousetrap Jenga.
A precariously stacked pile of approx. 15 or so mousetraps hanging over the edge of a coffee table. Yes, they are all set. Only one is touching the table surface.
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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9/
About half a pound chunk of home cured pork belly, soaked in cheap Cabernet with oregano/thyme/rosemary/bayleaf. It’s been sitting in my freezer for a few months.
November 12, 2024 at 7:11 AM