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Kyle L
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Hipposaurus, or Dinopotamus?
Behold my moussey goodness!
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France.

Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I will repost this forever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The air traffic controllers will soon have the opportunity to do one of the most epically funny things in aviation history when he inevitably attempts to flee.
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I was *almost* really stupid, good thing I checked my work.
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:

At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Someone I’ve never seen or interacted with following me. Hasn’t posted *anything*, hasn’t replied to *anything*. None of the 144 people they follow are any of the people I interact with so no idea where they could have seen me.

Fuck this. Don’t trust it. Blocked.
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
THAT’S what I need to set me right. Sleep, and carnitas.
July 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A YOUTH: hey, I know that voice on the radio

ME: Ah, you're a good kid. It's Biz Markie.

A YOUTH: oh right, from Yo Gabba Gabba

ME: listen here you little shit
June 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
WOW.

Layers upon layers of this shit.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every so often, I am reminded of (and amused by) the shout,
“Santa wants a pork bun!”

Iykyk
May 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My phone case finally fell completely apart a couple days ago, I have been rawdogging it since then.

Crossing fingers.
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Some random douchenugget took what I said out of context, twisted it around so that in his mind I was pro authoritarian, and started giving me shit.

I thought about responding, started typing stuff out a couple times, but ultimately decided to block them.

Not worth my time.
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Other people have been bringing it up, but do a search on bsky for “eat shit”.
April 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@savascha.bsky.social Now I feel your pain. My heat went out yesterday, and it got down to 60F!
March 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
March 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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💀
March 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Very sad to see the poet and general sharp observer of life Pat Ingoldsby has died. So, as he prepared for this event, here's to Pat. 🥃
March 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM