Kevin P. Davis
@kpd2.bsky.social
I'm the kind of guy
Who writes a daily haiku
'Bout college football
Who writes a daily haiku
'Bout college football
Only college football's
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Only college football's
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
Reposted by Kevin P. Davis
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
God bless Cignetti
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
God bless Cignetti
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Running up the score
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Running up the score
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
As the new year dawns
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
As the new year dawns
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
NIL money
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
NIL money
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Evidence mounting
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Evidence mounting
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
Familiar feeling
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Familiar feeling
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Bowl games just mean more
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bowl games just mean more
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
I'm feeling misled
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm feeling misled
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
The Music City
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Music City
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
A Pitt of despair
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A Pitt of despair
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
Freezing cold weather
Crappy field, crappier teams
Still beats the Yankees
Crappy field, crappier teams
Still beats the Yankees
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Freezing cold weather
Crappy field, crappier teams
Still beats the Yankees
Crappy field, crappier teams
Still beats the Yankees
It's surprising that
Northwestern went bowling since
It's illegal there
Northwestern went bowling since
It's illegal there
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's surprising that
Northwestern went bowling since
It's illegal there
Northwestern went bowling since
It's illegal there
Anticipation
Grows stronger by the minute
Merry Rate Bowl Eve!
Grows stronger by the minute
Merry Rate Bowl Eve!
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Anticipation
Grows stronger by the minute
Merry Rate Bowl Eve!
Grows stronger by the minute
Merry Rate Bowl Eve!
Those who celebrate
Know a savior comes this day:
The Hawaii Bowl
Know a savior comes this day:
The Hawaii Bowl
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Those who celebrate
Know a savior comes this day:
The Hawaii Bowl
Know a savior comes this day:
The Hawaii Bowl
A Louisville team
In conference play worth two
In the Bush's Bowl?
In conference play worth two
In the Bush's Bowl?
December 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A Louisville team
In conference play worth two
In the Bush's Bowl?
In conference play worth two
In the Bush's Bowl?
Are you suffering
From bowl game famine? Well, here
Come the potatoes!
From bowl game famine? Well, here
Come the potatoes!
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Are you suffering
From bowl game famine? Well, here
Come the potatoes!
From bowl game famine? Well, here
Come the potatoes!
It's not G5's fault
That the ACC has such
Stupid tiebreakers
That the ACC has such
Stupid tiebreakers
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's not G5's fault
That the ACC has such
Stupid tiebreakers
That the ACC has such
Stupid tiebreakers
Me watching the CFP:
a man wearing a vt shirt stands in front of a group of football players
ALT: a man wearing a vt shirt stands in front of a group of football players
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me watching the CFP:
Wow Indiana
Will demolish whoever
Somehow doesn't lose
Will demolish whoever
Somehow doesn't lose
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wow Indiana
Will demolish whoever
Somehow doesn't lose
Will demolish whoever
Somehow doesn't lose
Radical idea:
Maybe a blowout third loss
Should affect rankings?
Maybe a blowout third loss
Should affect rankings?
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Radical idea:
Maybe a blowout third loss
Should affect rankings?
Maybe a blowout third loss
Should affect rankings?
Sometimes you just need
A Gasparilla Bowl to
Angry up the blood
A Gasparilla Bowl to
Angry up the blood
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sometimes you just need
A Gasparilla Bowl to
Angry up the blood
A Gasparilla Bowl to
Angry up the blood
A bowl game at 10?
On a workday??? Welp, goodbye
Productivity
On a workday??? Welp, goodbye
Productivity
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A bowl game at 10?
On a workday??? Welp, goodbye
Productivity
On a workday??? Welp, goodbye
Productivity
Inappropriate
Relationship with staffer?
OU: Hold my beer
Relationship with staffer?
OU: Hold my beer
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Inappropriate
Relationship with staffer?
OU: Hold my beer
Relationship with staffer?
OU: Hold my beer