Minneapolis F’Alabama
@kpap.bsky.social
In these troubling times, a little dog goes a long way. We must never underestimate the power of small fuzzy beings.
Minnie the (mostly) chihuahua and I share strong opinions and a limited ability to contain them. But we do try to be polite.
Minnie the (mostly) chihuahua and I share strong opinions and a limited ability to contain them. But we do try to be polite.
The Queen of Side Eye doing her thing.
August 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Queen of Side Eye doing her thing.
The two things that get us through the day.
June 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The two things that get us through the day.
Minnie questions whether or not it's still safe out there. Maybe stay under the blankets a little longer...
May 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Minnie questions whether or not it's still safe out there. Maybe stay under the blankets a little longer...
A moment of bliss.
May 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A moment of bliss.
Minnie is prepared to bite the ankles of anyone who tries to tariff her toy supply.
May 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Minnie is prepared to bite the ankles of anyone who tries to tariff her toy supply.
Gotta keep that nose warm.
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Gotta keep that nose warm.
Minnie has no fewer than 50 toys (we spoil her rotten), but she always keeps these three close. Someone at the Kong Company really has her number.
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Minnie has no fewer than 50 toys (we spoil her rotten), but she always keeps these three close. Someone at the Kong Company really has her number.
Quietly weighing the pros and cons of self-deportation.
April 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Quietly weighing the pros and cons of self-deportation.
I don't know about the moral or philosophical implications of this, but did anyone else's pup go crazy when they heard these wolves? Minnie absolutely lost it, and actually howled for the first time in her life. Something ancient spoke to her.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Is the dire wolf back from the dead? Not exactly
Genetically edited gray wolf pups became instant media darlings—and drew hefty skepticism from scientists
www.science.org
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don't know about the moral or philosophical implications of this, but did anyone else's pup go crazy when they heard these wolves? Minnie absolutely lost it, and actually howled for the first time in her life. Something ancient spoke to her.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I honestly don’t think of Minnie as a pet. She’s my friend. A needy, obnoxious, loud-mouthed freeloading friend, but I love her all the same.
April 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I honestly don’t think of Minnie as a pet. She’s my friend. A needy, obnoxious, loud-mouthed freeloading friend, but I love her all the same.
Society may be crumbling, but belly rubs and couch time are non-negotiable.
March 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Society may be crumbling, but belly rubs and couch time are non-negotiable.
Unfiltered sass.
March 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Unfiltered sass.
Alright, World… what nonsense do we have on today’s agenda?
March 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Alright, World… what nonsense do we have on today’s agenda?
A moment of peace.
March 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A moment of peace.
Layering is important.
March 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Layering is important.
In most of my Minnie photos she’s sleeping or snuggling, because that’s the only time I can get a clear shot. All the rest of the time she exists in a quantum state, filling every corner of our apartment simultaneously while playing a hyper-dimensional game of fetch that she alone can understand.
March 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In most of my Minnie photos she’s sleeping or snuggling, because that’s the only time I can get a clear shot. All the rest of the time she exists in a quantum state, filling every corner of our apartment simultaneously while playing a hyper-dimensional game of fetch that she alone can understand.
I sometimes wonder if Donald or Elon have ever felt the kind of connection I feel with Minnie. I suspect not. I think they're more interested in being envied than they are in being loved, or loving in return. And for that, I truly do pity them.
March 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I sometimes wonder if Donald or Elon have ever felt the kind of connection I feel with Minnie. I suspect not. I think they're more interested in being envied than they are in being loved, or loving in return. And for that, I truly do pity them.
The current view in my lap on this work-from-home day. I'm a lucky human.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The current view in my lap on this work-from-home day. I'm a lucky human.
One of the main reasons I get up each day.
March 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One of the main reasons I get up each day.
Minnie is ready to march on Boston today. Unite and resist!
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Minnie is ready to march on Boston today. Unite and resist!
Minnie’s dramatic sunrise pose.
March 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Minnie’s dramatic sunrise pose.