Eric Koziatek
@kozibearek.bsky.social
Is the alien in episode 4 the POG alien from Swamp Thing 32? @jamesgunn.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Is the alien in episode 4 the POG alien from Swamp Thing 32? @jamesgunn.bsky.social
I bought all the 7/16/26 2 pm imax tickets for the Odyssey
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I bought all the 7/16/26 2 pm imax tickets for the Odyssey
Gas ain’t $1.98 but the bullshits free.
May 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gas ain’t $1.98 but the bullshits free.
Reposted by Eric Koziatek
Per @chrisdjackson.bsky.social on another platform:
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Per @chrisdjackson.bsky.social on another platform:
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.
This is pure BS.”
Doge lacks receipts by Valentine’s Day. Seems like it’s mismanaged.
February 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Doge lacks receipts by Valentine’s Day. Seems like it’s mismanaged.
How about Gulf of Deez
February 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How about Gulf of Deez
The halftime show was a litmus test on media comprehension and biases. You either passed or failed. Also had a healthy dose of the biggest L ever taken and biggest victory lap ever taken by fueding rappers. It was magical.
February 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The halftime show was a litmus test on media comprehension and biases. You either passed or failed. Also had a healthy dose of the biggest L ever taken and biggest victory lap ever taken by fueding rappers. It was magical.
Egg prices are so high in LA people are pulling The Fast and Furious VCR heist to get them. ktla.com/news/local-n...
Egg truck crash causing major delays on 5 Freeway through East Los Angeles
A big rig crash left eggs and debris across the southbound 5 Freeway, prompting the closure of nearly all southbound lanes and snarling the morning commute through East Los Angeles Monday. The cras…
ktla.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Egg prices are so high in LA people are pulling The Fast and Furious VCR heist to get them. ktla.com/news/local-n...
Wife: You are studying to run a brokerage account?
Me: No I have a broke rage account
Me: No I have a broke rage account
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wife: You are studying to run a brokerage account?
Me: No I have a broke rage account
Me: No I have a broke rage account
We eating pancakes tonight while maple syrup is still affordable.
February 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We eating pancakes tonight while maple syrup is still affordable.
Egg prices are so high Eggslut is thinking of changing its name to Eggescort. www.eggslut.com
eggslut
Eggslut Los Angeles
www.eggslut.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Egg prices are so high Eggslut is thinking of changing its name to Eggescort. www.eggslut.com
Egg prices have gotten so out of control IHOP added another $ on yelp.
January 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Egg prices have gotten so out of control IHOP added another $ on yelp.
Trump just signed an executive order to change Cinco De Mayo to second St Patrick’s Day.
January 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trump just signed an executive order to change Cinco De Mayo to second St Patrick’s Day.
If Trump can bring back TikTok he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing about Roe vs Wade
January 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If Trump can bring back TikTok he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing about Roe vs Wade
If only the billionaires who have businesses here paid their fair share of taxes is the only political take I’ll accept.
January 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If only the billionaires who have businesses here paid their fair share of taxes is the only political take I’ll accept.
Oh great. My Netflix had adds now. A Christmas miracle.
December 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Oh great. My Netflix had adds now. A Christmas miracle.
Just like Kendrick’s new song. Happy Thanksgiving and Gobble Up!
November 28, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Just like Kendrick’s new song. Happy Thanksgiving and Gobble Up!
This Kendrick guy has a future.
November 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
This Kendrick guy has a future.
Sat behind a young dude on a plane who FaceTimed his buddy the entire time we taxied. At one point he said he was done with a woman who was cringe. He proceeded to look up the word cordial and sent his buddy a screen shot of a text that said he wasn’t cordial. Who uses that word he asked. He’s dumb.
November 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Sat behind a young dude on a plane who FaceTimed his buddy the entire time we taxied. At one point he said he was done with a woman who was cringe. He proceeded to look up the word cordial and sent his buddy a screen shot of a text that said he wasn’t cordial. Who uses that word he asked. He’s dumb.
Reposted by Eric Koziatek
One guy tried to end elections. The other did normal president stuff that was stymied by a right-wing court. BoTh sIdEs ArE tHrEaTs tO DeMoCraCy.
December 6, 2023 at 10:08 PM
One guy tried to end elections. The other did normal president stuff that was stymied by a right-wing court. BoTh sIdEs ArE tHrEaTs tO DeMoCraCy.
Reposted by Eric Koziatek
the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
this is exactly why i still buy discs in 2023. it's crazy to think that we are reaching a point where piracy will be the only option to own media once dvds and blu-rays are gone.
December 2, 2023 at 1:29 PM
the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
Welp just found out I need to look for a new Bill Watterson book.
October 11, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Welp just found out I need to look for a new Bill Watterson book.
I really love Our Flag Means Death.
October 10, 2023 at 5:12 AM
I really love Our Flag Means Death.
I legit need this to take the place of Twitter. Let’s push some content people.
October 9, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I legit need this to take the place of Twitter. Let’s push some content people.
I thought Kushner fixed everything.
October 8, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I thought Kushner fixed everything.