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It’s also dumb that people are getting preemptively mad at the Dems for it, because Schumer and Jeffries have been talking about Epstein a lot
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It’s also dumb that people are getting preemptively mad at the Dems for it, because Schumer and Jeffries have been talking about Epstein a lot
trying poorly to imitate Pynchon is how you get the Johnny Truant sections of House of Leaves
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
trying poorly to imitate Pynchon is how you get the Johnny Truant sections of House of Leaves
iirc the creator called her a bounty hunter because he thought it sounded cool but didn't really know what it was
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
iirc the creator called her a bounty hunter because he thought it sounded cool but didn't really know what it was
if you zoom in on his name enough he's in there infinite times
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if you zoom in on his name enough he's in there infinite times
all I did was quote a WKUK sketch and suddenly the secret service is "interested"
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
all I did was quote a WKUK sketch and suddenly the secret service is "interested"
ken if you ever do another jeopardy champ game with rutter and holzhauer you have to say "well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ken if you ever do another jeopardy champ game with rutter and holzhauer you have to say "well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"
joe cunningham testily answering yet another question about 2020 sexts meant for the other guy
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
joe cunningham testily answering yet another question about 2020 sexts meant for the other guy
north carolina
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
north carolina
take leaves and make thai food
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
take leaves and make thai food
"rumpole's ghost"? sounds suspiciously british to me
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"rumpole's ghost"? sounds suspiciously british to me
Hell of a lot better than keyboard goop
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hell of a lot better than keyboard goop
looking forward to buying Jaxcoin next
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
looking forward to buying Jaxcoin next
"major blow to house democrats" you guys wish
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"major blow to house democrats" you guys wish
ajvar
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ajvar
It won’t stop those same people from falling for it again
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It won’t stop those same people from falling for it again
This means jack shit but sorry about the doomers in your replies
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This means jack shit but sorry about the doomers in your replies
rigorous doomer poll analysis: take the worst poll and make it more republican by +4. sherrill's doomed
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
rigorous doomer poll analysis: take the worst poll and make it more republican by +4. sherrill's doomed
any conference room that elon is in technically has a urinal in it
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
any conference room that elon is in technically has a urinal in it
gotta light?
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
gotta light?
i'm the guy who gets a headache from one glass and wasted from 3
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i'm the guy who gets a headache from one glass and wasted from 3
boy did i misread that
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
boy did i misread that
so i guess that's what they're doing with the eyesore empty lot by harmon's
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
so i guess that's what they're doing with the eyesore empty lot by harmon's
it’s about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
it’s about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato
hold up...fred willard plays "new joe" in that one ITYSL sketch and now i have to think that's an intentional reference
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hold up...fred willard plays "new joe" in that one ITYSL sketch and now i have to think that's an intentional reference