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I'm like the human equivalent of a bad workaround to a simple problem. I can only create things in this vein. I work in IT and networking. Free time spent on aerospace, simulators, and Destiny2. If the Internet ever collapses permanently, it was probably
Can we start scalping leather jackets until Nvidia actually starts making enough chips to meet demand
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had a dream that aliens showed up but they were dinosaurs that were living on Venus. They only came to tell us to stop sending probes after one fell through the roof of a T-Rex.
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Instead of trying to figure out who's spoofing a controller with an adapter to stop players abusing aim assist, add gyro aiming and flick stick so you can treat both input methods equally.
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Billionaires have done so much damage to the public perception of spaceflight. Yes, they could be solving world hunger, but I'll take this over more yachts or private jets. They're basically subsidizing NASA.
January 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm 99% sure the real reason Nintendo cracked down on Switch emulators was because the switch 2 is so similar any switch emulator could easily add support for its games.
January 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The switch 2 is literally just the Lenovo handheld PC. How tf did a laptop company get ripped off by Nintendo?
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fried Twinkies is either a way to elevate your cholesterol or a hate crime
December 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Oh hey I heard about this from my Dad. He's friends with one of the guys!
Tiki, a 20-year-old blind cat, fell through a thin sheet of ice on a pond in Westford, Mass., on Monday. He was rescued by two strangers working nearby

“I think he used up more than just one of his nine lives,” said Jon Arden, Tiki’s owner.
A 20-year-old blind cat fell into a frozen pond. Strangers saved him.
A small group of people come together to rescue a cat that falls into a barely frozen pond in Massachusetts.
wapo.st
December 20, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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The Lunar Security Bureau has declared a no-fly-zone around cislunar space. No manned civil craft are to travel without explicit federal permit beyond Earth Geostationary Orbit.

Mare Ignis by @beanhowitzer.bsky.social
Design by @halwithahat.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 2:15 AM
The meta verse by Mark Zuckerberg is full of kids but they're actually really good at using this. it's like Roblox. Was Zuck actually cooking?
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I hate pseudorandom numbers, either commit to true randomness or admit you're just making a really complex pattern.
December 12, 2024 at 9:09 PM
God I hope the guy that's getting posted everywhere as the CEO shooter is actually the culprit because his life is ruined even if he actually did nothing. Imagine trying to get a job when googling your name brings up national news reports of your arrest for killing a CEOm
December 9, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I'm confident that cyberpunk 2077 was just released too early and should've been next gen exclusive after CDPR announced another update that's "the last one for real this time, we swear". Someone there must just like working on it or something
December 9, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Limbus Company is pretty good. Gotta wonder how you replace your own head though
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Man I love fauna 😓
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I keep seeing people quote skeeting fanfiction to continue writing it after hitting the character limit and I hope it's something like everyone writes a part of the story and not just misunderstanding how replies work
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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5 DAYS UNTIL INTERSTELLAR WILL BE RE-RELEASED TO CELEBRATE ITS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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yknow cows used to be spherical. nowadays they are elongated, filamentary. And sometimes they don't even collapse anymore. true astrophysics is dead.
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Why are there still farmers in ARIZONA?? You're growing food in the desert and complaining about how you don't get enough water, maybe try getting some land literally anywhere else. How did this even start?
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Models for Steam Controller 2 and next-gen controllers for Valve's new VR headset leaked in SteamVR update.

Thanks to SadlyItsBradley & Down_90 for info and renders.
November 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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A New Girl
November 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
AT protocol looks great but until they work out account migration it's just this
November 17, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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@numb.comfortab.ly has been doing the lords work for a while.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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once again
November 15, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The Onion buying Infowars is the only acquisition I've ever been excited for. They should start selling Infowars branded horse electrolytes
November 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM