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if you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me | 🇲🇽 ✡️ | i lost on jeopardy
Can you imagine if we had an actual opposition party
October 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I had no idea TLC was really talking about birds, although I have to take exception to some of their factual assertions
September 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
once read a post where the author repeatedly referred to her baby as "toehead" instead of "tow-headed" and all I could think was
September 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When my baby is crying because the pacifier he took out of his mouth is not in his mouth
August 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
asked and answered
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dillon Brooks' tattoos stand for Wiki Pedia
May 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
me: I can kind of see myself having another kiddo at this point

the White House:
April 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
can I get some moose munch and summer sausage with my suffering tho
April 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me to my baby, pointing: "that's you"
April 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This model was my first lunchbox. I don't remember watching Alf and I'm not sure why my parents bought it. It was repurposed into the family first aid kit later in its life.
February 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I love this hound
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When it's chilly and you take Spud outside, he just sits down like "mama my börthole cold"
February 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just chillin
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Napping next to human baby brudder (brudder still cooking)
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
JUST A WIDDLE NIBBLE, MAMA, PWEASE
January 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The audio for this picture is "DON'T BITE YOUR COUSIN"
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
How is this creature sleeping in @lhamilton.bsky.social's arms real
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Snow-liker
January 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
January 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Spud 🥰
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Clyde 🥰
January 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
First vet appointment today and Spud was a perfect 3.6lb gentleman
December 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Spud is smol bebe
December 27, 2024 at 1:13 AM
@lhamilton.bsky.social and I have a few new (unexpected) additions to our home: meet Clyde the Glide and Spud Webb
December 23, 2024 at 9:12 PM