we, as a society, should bring back the stocks and put anyone that doesn’t tip their doordash driver in them.
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
we, as a society, should bring back the stocks and put anyone that doesn’t tip their doordash driver in them.
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
i’ve gone to more concerts and events in the past month than 2021–2024 combined. if that’s not proof of getting my spark back, idk what is.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i’ve gone to more concerts and events in the past month than 2021–2024 combined. if that’s not proof of getting my spark back, idk what is.
i’ve never felt more patriotic than getting a hot dog, soda, and cookie for $4 at costco
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i’ve never felt more patriotic than getting a hot dog, soda, and cookie for $4 at costco
ferrari, leave christian horner alone!! I’m SO serious!!
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ferrari, leave christian horner alone!! I’m SO serious!!
nobody plays anthony ramos’ music more than planet fitness
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
nobody plays anthony ramos’ music more than planet fitness
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This is Zeus. He sometimes gets zoomies just like other dogs, but unlike other dogs, he has a pit crew. 13/10 (TT: zeuscampbell)
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is Zeus. He sometimes gets zoomies just like other dogs, but unlike other dogs, he has a pit crew. 13/10 (TT: zeuscampbell)
this morning i decided to fuck around (get an extra shot in my latte) and i am now finding out (shaking like a nervous chihuahua)
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
this morning i decided to fuck around (get an extra shot in my latte) and i am now finding out (shaking like a nervous chihuahua)
my new favorite thing is saying “you’re not smart enough to have this conversation”
for example: you think people are too sensitive about the sydney sweeney AE ad and you don’t see it as the n@zi propaganda it is? you’re not smart enough to have this conversation.
for example: you think people are too sensitive about the sydney sweeney AE ad and you don’t see it as the n@zi propaganda it is? you’re not smart enough to have this conversation.
August 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my new favorite thing is saying “you’re not smart enough to have this conversation”
for example: you think people are too sensitive about the sydney sweeney AE ad and you don’t see it as the n@zi propaganda it is? you’re not smart enough to have this conversation.
for example: you think people are too sensitive about the sydney sweeney AE ad and you don’t see it as the n@zi propaganda it is? you’re not smart enough to have this conversation.
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if you live above the second floor in a building with no elevator and you don’t tip your doordash driver, i hope your socks are always wet and you get explosive diarrhea while you’re stuck in traffic.
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
if you live above the second floor in a building with no elevator and you don’t tip your doordash driver, i hope your socks are always wet and you get explosive diarrhea while you’re stuck in traffic.
an aggressive reminder: Auschwitz is in Poland, not Germany.
What’s happening in LA isn’t a riot. It’s resistance to this fascist administration.
What’s happening in LA isn’t a riot. It’s resistance to this fascist administration.
June 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
an aggressive reminder: Auschwitz is in Poland, not Germany.
What’s happening in LA isn’t a riot. It’s resistance to this fascist administration.
What’s happening in LA isn’t a riot. It’s resistance to this fascist administration.
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i may be in my healing era but my 3 ex best friends can still choke :-)
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i may be in my healing era but my 3 ex best friends can still choke :-)
“OPEN UP THE MF PIT!!!!!” I scream, alone in my car.
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“OPEN UP THE MF PIT!!!!!” I scream, alone in my car.
Orlando folks: is Foxtail Coffee still a transphobic establishment or have they reformed their values?
May 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Orlando folks: is Foxtail Coffee still a transphobic establishment or have they reformed their values?
feeling yappy but the person i want to yap with is busy 😪
May 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
feeling yappy but the person i want to yap with is busy 😪
what do people over 45 get out of talking about how old they are? for real if i have to hear, “you’re too young to know about that” one more time I’m gonna snap.
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what do people over 45 get out of talking about how old they are? for real if i have to hear, “you’re too young to know about that” one more time I’m gonna snap.
new day, same wack ass plus size section at target 🤧
March 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
new day, same wack ass plus size section at target 🤧
my ideal man is Jamie Campbell Bower in the 2013 cinematic masterpiece The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
my ideal man is Jamie Campbell Bower in the 2013 cinematic masterpiece The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation
lewis tan, the man that you are
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
lewis tan, the man that you are
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what about: the Gulf of Girl, Why Does It Matter? We Have Bigger Things to Worry About
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what about: the Gulf of Girl, Why Does It Matter? We Have Bigger Things to Worry About
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