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what’s up i like to yap
we, as a society, should bring back the stocks and put anyone that doesn’t tip their doordash driver in them.
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i’ve gone to more concerts and events in the past month than 2021–2024 combined. if that’s not proof of getting my spark back, idk what is.
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i’ve never felt more patriotic than getting a hot dog, soda, and cookie for $4 at costco
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ferrari, leave christian horner alone!! I’m SO serious!!
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
nobody plays anthony ramos’ music more than planet fitness
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is Zeus. He sometimes gets zoomies just like other dogs, but unlike other dogs, he has a pit crew. 13/10 (TT: zeuscampbell)
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this morning i decided to fuck around (get an extra shot in my latte) and i am now finding out (shaking like a nervous chihuahua)
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my new favorite thing is saying “you’re not smart enough to have this conversation”

for example: you think people are too sensitive about the sydney sweeney AE ad and you don’t see it as the n@zi propaganda it is? you’re not smart enough to have this conversation.
August 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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mood.
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
if you live above the second floor in a building with no elevator and you don’t tip your doordash driver, i hope your socks are always wet and you get explosive diarrhea while you’re stuck in traffic.
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
an aggressive reminder: Auschwitz is in Poland, not Germany.

What’s happening in LA isn’t a riot. It’s resistance to this fascist administration.
June 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Nothin but the facts
June 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i may be in my healing era but my 3 ex best friends can still choke :-)
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“OPEN UP THE MF PIT!!!!!” I scream, alone in my car.
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Orlando folks: is Foxtail Coffee still a transphobic establishment or have they reformed their values?
May 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
feeling yappy but the person i want to yap with is busy 😪
May 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
what do people over 45 get out of talking about how old they are? for real if i have to hear, “you’re too young to know about that” one more time I’m gonna snap.
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
new day, same wack ass plus size section at target 🤧
March 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my ideal man is Jamie Campbell Bower in the 2013 cinematic masterpiece The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
lewis tan, the man that you are
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Ok hear me out
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
what about: the Gulf of Girl, Why Does It Matter? We Have Bigger Things to Worry About
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM