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Ryan Hagman
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You all are missing something with RFK Jr rolling back these covid recommendations.

Smart people will still get vaccinated, idiots won't. In a few generations we'll have it all sorted out. Survival of the fittest.
May 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why the fuck does the head of the dept of homeland security need $3k cash on them?
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sometimes I like to go to the conservatives on reddit to get my finger on the pulse of society, here's what they have to say about Donnie having his own mugshot posted outside the oval office

I don't even want to address anything they said, I just want other people to see it lol
February 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For any of you wondering if you are insane due to how much this orange retard rustles your jimmies: you aren't alone.
January 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I want to be in a coma for the next 4 years.
January 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
lol every post I make is tagged as rude because I pissed off a few internet dipshits spouting their idiocy. Turns out the people who left Twitter hate facts as much as conservatives, unless you suck their dicks while explaining things to them
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If niceness is your benchmark for the health of a website, you should not be allowed to use the internet.
December 16, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The only thing surprising about this is that we call the CHUDs who put their money into crypto "traders"...
December 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/uH8uS...

"Table for one" almost killed me.

Divorced Dads CCG

I'm not even a dad and I'd play.
New collectable Cards - Divorced Dads
YouTube video by Graeme Barrett
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2024 at 3:56 AM
If you guys need help cleaning up your feeds this should do the trick:
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 PM
#ufosky is to UFOs what #astrology is to #astronomy
December 4, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Bitch I'm over here trying to talk about UFOs and this stupid bitch is over here talking about hairlines and shit.

#ufosky - where we HOPEFULLY talk about UFOs....
Wtf are you even talking about?

Btw, be a man, shave your head, stop lying to yourself because it sure as fuck isn't fooling anyone else. 💋
December 4, 2024 at 12:56 AM
#ufosky

Where your "educated" guess is as good as my "post traumatic brain injury" guess.

Now with ANECDOTES!

(jk, it was always just anecdotes)
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 AM
When #ufosky is on the case.
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Danny Carey is to the drums what Albert Einstein was to physics.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRUR...
Pneuma
YouTube video by TOOL - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
A large percentage of you get VERY upset with minimal amounts of pushback on your nonsense. If you say something stupid and someone is critical of it either rationalize what you said or know that your default tone is to sound like a whiny bitch.
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Def Leppard is definitely start your day music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTAO...
Rock Of Ages
YouTube video by Def Leppard - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:55 PM
RFK Jr wants Coca-Cola to use cane sugar in the USA instead of high fructose corn syrup. America does NOT grow much cane sugar, so Trump's tariffs might just see this Reddit thread come to life (lol).
December 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
@consequence.bsky.social ranks PAUL MCCARTNEY as a better bass player than Victor Wooten.

That's like ranking Metapod as the best Pokemon...

That's like ranking McDonald's the best burger...

That's like....dragging your own credibility out into the woods and shooting it in the head.
December 1, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Interesting fact: The speed of light is constant NO MATTER THE FRAME OF REFERENCE.

What that means is that if you chased a photon at half of the speed of light (93,000 mi/s) it would still move away from you at the speed of light (186,000 mi/s).

There is no "preferred" frame of reference.
December 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
These are the kinds of promises people make to each other now?
450k followers!🥳

I promised @brenley.bsky.social I'd suspend posting on Twitter when I reach 500k.
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Whenever I think the future of gaming might brighten up a bit, there's always someone to remind me that *these* are the kinds of people devs most often try to please.

Oh well :(
Having to think while playing a game is "janky"
Having no thoughts and following directions in the same way a 3 year old would, that's good game design
December 1, 2024 at 1:59 PM
PREACH!

"I decided to forgo a personality, here's my cat. Gimme attention."
December 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Despite its degeneracy, it will always be my favorite "social" site. People are REALLY themselves when they're anonymous.
December 1, 2024 at 3:26 AM
We rape Earth for the raw materials needed to build endless amounts of devices that we use to trick each other into believing that this planet can sustain our stupidity indefinitely.
November 30, 2024 at 3:04 AM