Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

Look, if I heard there was a place where half the people voted for their own destruction, I'd send drones to observe them as well.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane.

We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

Radical idea: no one should have to choose between their life savings and saving their life.

um

It’s not just about taking away car space.

It’s WHAT you replace that car space WITH.

Pic via @LolitaBoston

KNIVES OUT is a Christmas movie because Chris Evans wears a sweater.

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,