i'm addicted to bad posture... why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i'm addicted to bad posture... why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp
I love when I get 30 messages from cvs that my prescription is ready and when I finally go to pick it up they're like Hm we actually have no idea who you are or what you're talking about
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I love when I get 30 messages from cvs that my prescription is ready and when I finally go to pick it up they're like Hm we actually have no idea who you are or what you're talking about
Quiet people are actually talkative around the right people
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Quiet people are actually talkative around the right people
Nobody talks about how hard it is being the first to do something when you have no good examples in your life. No blueprint, just trials and error.
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Nobody talks about how hard it is being the first to do something when you have no good examples in your life. No blueprint, just trials and error.
If I'm eating in my car, please do not park next to me. This is a private table. Thank you in advance.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If I'm eating in my car, please do not park next to me. This is a private table. Thank you in advance.
Do you always go to bed with a clean kitchen and an empty sink?
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Do you always go to bed with a clean kitchen and an empty sink?
Guaranteed you would easily double your fruit intake if somebody chopped it up and handed it to you like when you were a kid.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Guaranteed you would easily double your fruit intake if somebody chopped it up and handed it to you like when you were a kid.
what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish
Have y'all ever tried doing the speed limit and started thinking.. They can't be serious
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Have y'all ever tried doing the speed limit and started thinking.. They can't be serious
It's never too late to become unhealthily obsessed with a niche television show that went off the air years ago
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's never too late to become unhealthily obsessed with a niche television show that went off the air years ago
I wish I was a sunglasses person but every time I put them on I feel like I can't breathe, see or hear anything
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I wish I was a sunglasses person but every time I put them on I feel like I can't breathe, see or hear anything
Job applications are dumb. "Whats your desired salary?" A billion dollars, next question.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Job applications are dumb. "Whats your desired salary?" A billion dollars, next question.
Someone showering before you gives the shower a different kind of pre wetness and i don't like it
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Someone showering before you gives the shower a different kind of pre wetness and i don't like it
The absolute most devastating mistake you can make whilst doing chores is to sit down for that brief 3-500 minute break.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The absolute most devastating mistake you can make whilst doing chores is to sit down for that brief 3-500 minute break.
Nothing drains me faster than hearing "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves."
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing drains me faster than hearing "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves."
As soon as you actually need a red light to do something in your car, every single one decides to turn green all of a sudden
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
As soon as you actually need a red light to do something in your car, every single one decides to turn green all of a sudden
People who smile at you when u make eye contact with them are my favorite kind of people
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
People who smile at you when u make eye contact with them are my favorite kind of people
I hate when healthy me grocery shops and then nighttime raccoon me gets so mad there's no little sweet treats
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I hate when healthy me grocery shops and then nighttime raccoon me gets so mad there's no little sweet treats
There has to be a better way to take dental x-rays than making you bite down on legos.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There has to be a better way to take dental x-rays than making you bite down on legos.
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
This is the weather that separates the real Iced Coffee lovers from the fakes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is the weather that separates the real Iced Coffee lovers from the fakes.
buying groceries is starting to make me wonder what a pine cone tastes like
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
buying groceries is starting to make me wonder what a pine cone tastes like
if there was a war between disney kids & nickelodeon kids literally not one disney kid would survive
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
if there was a war between disney kids & nickelodeon kids literally not one disney kid would survive
triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture