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Korben Dallas
@korbendallas.bsky.social
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Science nerd with a liberal arts education. Oregon Trail generation, Grey Ace, lover of bad puns. He/him
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Moose hat for the Moose’s hat trick last night #GoAvsGo:

On closer look, that is probably a reindeer rather than a moose.
Close up of a white man wearing a black hoodie and a lanyard. He has glasses and over his mouth he wears an N95 mask. His hat is a maroon and blue toque with a maroon embroidered reindeer on the front.
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I still have most of the physical media stored in my garage, but this is my streaming library:
A menu tree of the network attached storage device BigNASx. Folders include Anime, Documentaries, Documents, Games, Movies, Music Videos, photo, Pics, Plex Media Server, Rifftrax, Temp, TV Shows, and video.
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Quoted w/ alt text:
Tumblr post from user stimmyabby: “Sometimes people use ‘respect’ to mean ‘treating someone like a person’ and sometimes they use ‘respect’ to mean ‘treating someone like an authority’ and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say ‘if you won't respect me I won't respect you’ and they mean ‘if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person’ and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay.” Reply from Tumblr user do-as-youre-told reads, “This is so well put I am stunned”
November 30, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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Silliness is absolutely important in times of strife.
A Billy goat standing on a castle parapet with a cloudy purple sky behind it. Picture quality is low-res and appears to be VHS quality. Around the goat are the words, “Do not give up, we must remain silly.”
November 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Pic for reference. This is a 4” sticker:
A picture of the back of a 15” Dell laptop. The “Powered by Spite” sticker covers a little bit more than the middle third of the short side.
November 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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Spotify regularly thinks I am an aging lesbian:
Screen grab of a Spotify playlist, featuring artists such as Fiona Apple, Björk, Regina Spektor, The Cure, and Sonic Youth.
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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A black and white cartoon of an angry girl. Her head is hinged, revealing her brain. Angrily sue pulls her brain out and kicks it into the sun.
November 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Now more than ever.
A Billy goat standing upon a castle’s parapet. Image is grainy like an old VHS tape. Text in a white font reads, “Do not give up, we must remain silly.” Image credit @emobot9000
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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I know I need to take care of myself and I know I also need to prepare for the upcoming awfulness. So yes, I’m listening to Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social , but I’m doing it on a walk in the snow above the Arctic Circle.
A snowy landscape photo. A road goes off into the near background to the right. Behind it is a coniferous forest. The sky is completely overcast and bits of dead grass peek up through the snow here and there.
November 7, 2024 at 9:45 AM
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Quote with your Kids in the Hall Role Model (This one’s actually a close second because I can’t find a pic of the German psychology patient in Brain Candy that gets “Scheiße” subtitled as, “The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry”)
Buddy Cole, a flamboyantly gay character, sits at a bar looking towards the camera. Text reads, “I have enormous respect for filth”
October 30, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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If you see this, post a picture of the mountains (if you want to).
A photo of a couple el grazing. A canon is in the background and behind that are two mountain peaks beneath a bright blue sky.
October 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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A reaction image for when it happens again. Because, unfortunately, it’ll happen again.
A photoshopped version of the Captain Marvel movie logo. Instead of “Marvel Studios”, it reads, “Toxic nerds.” Instead of “Captain Marvel,” it reads, “Go to Therapy”
October 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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A Progress Pride flag, but the part representing trans, black, and brown queer folk has been replaced with a dark blue background and the words, “This content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.”
October 18, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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*sigh* I get too much use out of this reaction.
A black and white image of Agatha Harkness from WandaVision, looking back at the camera with a smirk. She is wearing a plaid shirt and carrying a houseplant at the end of a sidewalk. Impact Bold text reads, “It was private equity all along”
October 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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An animated gif from the movie Hot Fuzz. An old woman looks up from her crossword and says, “Fascism. Wonderful.”
October 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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It’s sad they got bought out by Maverik and all the signs are getting changed. But alas, a relic:
A disgusted reaction meme from the Kum & Go Twitter account. Disgust originating from a Tweet from CadyGroves reading, “One time Kum&Go had a contest to name their 44 oz fountain drink & I submitted ‘Kum Guzzler’ & to this day, I have no idea how I didn’t win.”
October 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Here are some better beans to cheer you up.
A pic of a cat with Siamese fur coloring flopped over someone’s arm. You can see the black and pink toe beans of the cat’s rear paws.
October 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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A photo of a black Nissan Maxima that has been rear ended. Bungee cords keep the trunk closed. In white paint, the owner has painted the message, “I wish my girlfriend banged me this hard.”
October 12, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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The Bugs Bunny communist meme. Text in Impact Bold reads, “our fault”.
October 9, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Yeah, I’m gonna continue to listen to Redd Foxx.
Album cover of a Redd Foxx comedy album. Redd is lifting up the tail of a donkey, pointing to its rear while looking away with a disgusted face. The Mae of the album cleverly hides what Redd is trying to show us. Text reads, “You Gotta Wash Your Ass.”
October 1, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Alt text version:
A meme contrasting two characters played by Willem Dafoe. On the left, a younger clean shaven Dafoe from The Life Aquatic of Steve Zissou. He is squatting on a pier, wearing a light blue jumpsuit, Adidas sneakers and a red knit toque. It is captioned, “When I choose ‘Space Raptor Butt Invasion’ or ‘My Macaroni and Cheese is a Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer’ at book club.” On the other side of the photo is the caption, “Me when I choose ‘Camp Damascus’ or ‘Bury Your Gays’ at book club.” This side features a black and white photo of Willem Dafoe from The Lighthouse. He is older, grizzled with a magnificent salt and pepper beard, wearing a sea captain’s hat and a black wool pea coat.
September 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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So, Laszlo Cravensworth?
Laszlo Cravensworth from What We Do in the Shadows, wearing an ugly cursed hat made from a witch’s skin.
September 12, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Two panels from One Day At a Time (2017). In the first, Elena, a young bespectacled woman is in the driver’s seat, with a silly grin. Text reads, “You know you didn’t have to make a special lesbian playlist for me.” Second frame shows Dr. Berkowitz, a middle age bespectacled balding man, in the passenger seat. Text reads, “I didn’t. Sapphic folk is my jam.”
September 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Screen cap from Fallout New Vegas for reputation in the town of Oasis. Text reads, "Vilified: For your overwhelmingly monstrous behavior, you have become vilified by the community."
September 11, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Also related:
A photo of pg 103 of Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Original text, “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” Below, made by a stamp using reddish purple ink, is the text, “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take.”
August 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM