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When the battered Russian Baltic Fleet finally reached Tsushima, they greeted the first Japanese vessel they saw—and were annihilated.

On their voyage, the Russians fired at:

1. Japanese torpedo boats—which turned out to be British fishing trawlers

2. Japanese torpedo boats—really German & Swedish merchant ships

3. Japanese torpedo boats—in fact French schooners

4. Surely also at Japanese torpedo boats—actually at each other.

Pope Narcissus the First could use a new MAGA-like slogan.

Make Everyone Cheer for Christ Again.

Japanilainen animaatio The First Slam Dunk (2022) on mielestäni katsomisen arvoinen urheiluelokuva.

Amazon warehouses could be repurposed for the Final Solution with minimal changes.

Suorien sanojen äärellä on oltava särmänä.

Roses are red,
Narcissi are deadly;
To solve the Fermi paradox,
DARVO fits quite aptly.

Roses are red,
The secrets are hidden;
Who took the note,
Where my passwords are written?

Putin is typing...
"Hegseth is the key,
Check his sleeves, you will see;
His tattoos are the backup for thee."

After shaking, the Army & Navy must be garnished with lemon.

Mr Hegseth orders his Stingers shaken, not stirred.

Tilalle tuli niin äärimmäinen typeryyden keskittymä, että mitään järkevää tai valoisaa ei näytä tulevan sieltä ulos. Tuota keskittymää kiinnostuneena lähestyvä tarkkailija voi hetken nauttia fotonikehän tarjoamasta mahdollisuudesta tuijottaa omaa takaraivoaan ja persettään — narsistin paratiisi.

Olisi mahtavaa, jos Putinin rukoukset saataisiin Mark Wahlbergin pay-to-pray-sovelluksen kautta ladattaviksi.