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Joonas Koponen
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Chief Technology Officer of Neovolt
I wish someone would make a movie about the blunders of the Russian Baltic Fleet in the Russo–Japanese War.
September 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
yle.fi/a/74-20163364 Juristin ja asianajajan välinen ero lienee siinä, että asianajajat ovat niin valvottuja ammattilaisia, etteivät he voisi hyötyä miljoonia euroja edustamalla tietomurron uhreja.
Vastaamon tietomurron uhreja edustavat juristit takoivat rahallisen jätti­potin – professori: Tämä on Amerikan malli
Turkulaisten juristien Paula Pajulan ja Jenni Raiskion yhtiöiden tilinpäätökset paljastavat, että Vastaamon uhrien edustaminen on ollut juristeille erittäin kannattavaa.
yle.fi
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
World Hydrogen 2025 Exhibition in Rotterdam
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you drive a Tesla at exactly 88 miles per hour, you travel through time—but always to the 1930s.
White House science advisor Michael Krastios says the US has technologies that can “manipulate time and space.”

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
April 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Reposted by Joonas Koponen
"Never again"
"Maybe again"
"Now"
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
On January 6, 1995, two men sought greatness at any cost. They rubbed lemon juice on their faces—believing it would render them invisible to cameras—and robbed two banks.

This blunder led to the description of the Dunning–Kruger effect.

Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Gr...
April 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Hyväksyttäviä syitä käyttää aurinkolaseja sisätiloissa:
- sokeus
- kaihileikkauksesta toipuminen
- valonarkuus
- migreenitaipumus
- havaittavissa olevien tilaulottuvuuksien lukumäärän kasvu kolmesta neljään.
April 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me asetuimme sänkyyn makuulle. Sänky jousti, antoi myöten, narisikin. Pellavainen aluslakana vaihdettiin puuvillaan, joka heikkeni lankaluvultaan tehden lopulta tilaa polyestereille. Makasimme sängyssä, kunnes vain painaumat ja ruumiinlämpö viipyivät vuoteessa.

Veimme maailman hautaamme.
April 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
April 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Kotitaloutemme ornitologit alkavat jo rievääntyä.
March 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by Joonas Koponen
The Narcissist's Prayer by Dayna Craig

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.”
—Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad
March 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Today I learned that people use, and even pay for, prayer apps, e.g.: hallow.com.

"Our Friends & Family plan allows you to include up to 6 members for an annual fee of $119.99."

Prepare for your prayers to face internal server errors: "Something went wrong. Please try again later."
March 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Joonas Koponen
To Linda McMahon, education was just something that happened to other people.

To Donald Trump, those people are the problem.
Education secretary Linda McMahon had earlier told US media that she thought the president 'certainly intends' to shut down the department. www.ft.com/content/8fe0...
March 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Voisiko S-kauppojen robokuljetuksia hyödyntää ydinkärkien toimituksissa? Kohteeseen päästyään robotti voisi soittaa kappaletta "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".
March 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Don't let the snakes in its logo fool you; Python, the programming language, was named after Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Python, Django, pandas, Flower, Celery, uv, and Just—cloud application development can really sound like a surreal comedy sketch.
March 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Suomen hallitus voisi aloittaa "Meillä ei muuten oo ainuttakaan — ei yhden yhtä — ydinasetta" -kampanjan.

Oli kyse sitten hiihtokilpailujen avajaisista tai ilmastokokouksesta, niin aina lausuttaisiin tuo kampanjavirke ääneen.
March 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Syytän Schrödingeriä siitä, että meidänkin kissat hakeutuvat aina laatikoihin.
March 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
To Linda McMahon, education was just something that happened to other people.

To Donald Trump, those people are the problem.
Education secretary Linda McMahon had earlier told US media that she thought the president 'certainly intends' to shut down the department. www.ft.com/content/8fe0...
March 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Joonas Koponen
(1/8) Brief on bongkrekic acid—info for everyone who eats and drinks

Coconut and corn are remarkable in that their fermentation can produce bongkrekic acid (BA). BA is a mitochondrial respiratory toxin that can be produced by contaminated Burkholderia gladioli pathovar cocovenenans bacteria. [1]
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
(1/8) Brief on bongkrekic acid—info for everyone who eats and drinks

Coconut and corn are remarkable in that their fermentation can produce bongkrekic acid (BA). BA is a mitochondrial respiratory toxin that can be produced by contaminated Burkholderia gladioli pathovar cocovenenans bacteria. [1]
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”
—Donald J. Trump
March 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
“There’s nothing quite as frightening as someone who knows they are right.”
—Michael Faraday, allegedly
March 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jos joskus vaikutan laiskalta, niin en ole; noudatan vain kvanttimekaniikan polkuintegraalimuotoilua.

youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?...
Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Onko Marsin asuntokauppa saanut jo uutta vauhtia?
March 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM