Jess 💉
@koolestjessknwn.bsky.social
#T1D Sith Cyborg | Momma | Foodie | Follower of Love | Opinionated; just like everyone else on social media. She/her
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Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night.
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
January 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night.
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
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Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
I think someone’s trying to scam me through my shop… but I’m already ahead of them.
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December 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I think someone’s trying to scam me through my shop… but I’m already ahead of them.
Cannot recommend enough noise cancelling headphones for new parents. Especially those of us who are neurodivergent & can get overstimulated.
December 19, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Cannot recommend enough noise cancelling headphones for new parents. Especially those of us who are neurodivergent & can get overstimulated.
It’s really an honor that my work speaks for itself so much so that people talk highly of me to other folks enough to request me by name for things!
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
It’s really an honor that my work speaks for itself so much so that people talk highly of me to other folks enough to request me by name for things!
This girl was fighting me on this nap and now I need a nap 🥴
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This girl was fighting me on this nap and now I need a nap 🥴
The crazy thing about being a dancer for so many years of my life is I can pick up on dances pretty easily and still not know it 😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
The crazy thing about being a dancer for so many years of my life is I can pick up on dances pretty easily and still not know it 😂
I genuinely love to give people deals on stuff in my shop. 🥹Like it makes me happy!
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
December 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I genuinely love to give people deals on stuff in my shop. 🥹Like it makes me happy!
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
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My mission in life ……
December 7, 2024 at 11:57 AM
My mission in life ……
I think that hit on the CEO was an inside job… because with as large of a surveillance city as NYC is, & the wild budget their police have, ain’t no way he’s still at large & unknown in 2024.
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December 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I think that hit on the CEO was an inside job… because with as large of a surveillance city as NYC is, & the wild budget their police have, ain’t no way he’s still at large & unknown in 2024.
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Still not over the fact that the man who could be in charge of our health has stocked roadkill in his fridge, had a worm in his brain, is anti-vax, suggested we consume raw milk (despite a raw milk bird flu outbreak) and spoke positively about hardcore drugs.
Like.
What the fuck?
Like.
What the fuck?
December 6, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Still not over the fact that the man who could be in charge of our health has stocked roadkill in his fridge, had a worm in his brain, is anti-vax, suggested we consume raw milk (despite a raw milk bird flu outbreak) and spoke positively about hardcore drugs.
Like.
What the fuck?
Like.
What the fuck?
A paper colored woman tried to get nasty with me on threads… girl do you know I came from Twitter?! Imma try my best not to dog you out immediately
December 7, 2024 at 7:54 PM
A paper colored woman tried to get nasty with me on threads… girl do you know I came from Twitter?! Imma try my best not to dog you out immediately
My doggie keeps slipping around the house but doesn’t like for me to file or cut his nails 🥴
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
December 4, 2024 at 7:54 PM
My doggie keeps slipping around the house but doesn’t like for me to file or cut his nails 🥴
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Can folks just stop saying “I hate to put you on the spot but..” before putting you “on the spot” 😒😂
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Can folks just stop saying “I hate to put you on the spot but..” before putting you “on the spot” 😒😂
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
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They Cloned Tyrone was so good.
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
They Cloned Tyrone was so good.
I’ve been on my parents cell phone plan since elementary school. [I got a phone after 9/11 and being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.]
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been on my parents cell phone plan since elementary school. [I got a phone after 9/11 and being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.]
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
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My aunt felt guilty asking me to help take care of her cat & get her mail while she’s out of town. Mainly because I’m a new mom but ma’am, we live so close & I WFH. Also, It’d be a welcomed little trip to help you out!
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
My aunt felt guilty asking me to help take care of her cat & get her mail while she’s out of town. Mainly because I’m a new mom but ma’am, we live so close & I WFH. Also, It’d be a welcomed little trip to help you out!
We gave baby girl a wonderful bath tonight and got her all ready for bed and what does she do right after she falls asleep?
Blow it all the way out. 😭had to change her diaper, pjs AND swaddle. 😩 AND WE HAD THE BIG DIAPER ON TOO.
girl 😭
Blow it all the way out. 😭had to change her diaper, pjs AND swaddle. 😩 AND WE HAD THE BIG DIAPER ON TOO.
girl 😭
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 AM
We gave baby girl a wonderful bath tonight and got her all ready for bed and what does she do right after she falls asleep?
Blow it all the way out. 😭had to change her diaper, pjs AND swaddle. 😩 AND WE HAD THE BIG DIAPER ON TOO.
girl 😭
Blow it all the way out. 😭had to change her diaper, pjs AND swaddle. 😩 AND WE HAD THE BIG DIAPER ON TOO.
girl 😭
If I don’t get my hair braided Saturday, I’m definitely going to cut my hair off myself.
Maybe even shave my head down. I’m just so done with my hair at this point 😭
Like I’m losing soooo much hair every wash and every time I try to style it. I’m over it. I can’t take it anymore!
Maybe even shave my head down. I’m just so done with my hair at this point 😭
Like I’m losing soooo much hair every wash and every time I try to style it. I’m over it. I can’t take it anymore!
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
If I don’t get my hair braided Saturday, I’m definitely going to cut my hair off myself.
Maybe even shave my head down. I’m just so done with my hair at this point 😭
Like I’m losing soooo much hair every wash and every time I try to style it. I’m over it. I can’t take it anymore!
Maybe even shave my head down. I’m just so done with my hair at this point 😭
Like I’m losing soooo much hair every wash and every time I try to style it. I’m over it. I can’t take it anymore!
Having a child made my mysophobia (germaphobia) worse 😩😂😅🥲
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Having a child made my mysophobia (germaphobia) worse 😩😂😅🥲
Finished watching Cross on Prime and Aldis Hodge… whew! God bless maaaan 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Oh yea he was phenomenal in it too! 🤣
Oh yea he was phenomenal in it too! 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Finished watching Cross on Prime and Aldis Hodge… whew! God bless maaaan 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Oh yea he was phenomenal in it too! 🤣
Oh yea he was phenomenal in it too! 🤣
Woke up and looked in the mirror after a rough night with baby girl…and well I need to get myself together before I start my day 😅🥲
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November 19, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Woke up and looked in the mirror after a rough night with baby girl…and well I need to get myself together before I start my day 😅🥲
Blood sugar is 36… and I just pumped… well… that’s not good…
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November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Blood sugar is 36… and I just pumped… well… that’s not good…
