Jess 💉
@koolestjessknwn.bsky.social
#T1D Sith Cyborg | Momma | Foodie | Follower of Love | Opinionated; just like everyone else on social media. She/her
Hi Blue! It’s been awhile since I’ve engaged with you 🥹
But I’m back!
Here to share more of what I’ve learned over the last year and some!
But I’m back!
Here to share more of what I’ve learned over the last year and some!
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Hi Blue! It’s been awhile since I’ve engaged with you 🥹
But I’m back!
Here to share more of what I’ve learned over the last year and some!
But I’m back!
Here to share more of what I’ve learned over the last year and some!
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Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night.
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
January 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night.
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App
TOGGLE OFF.
You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
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Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
One thing about me, I’m not desperate for any sale. So 🤷🏾♀️ Go on somewhere else with trying to con me out of one of my items without a legitimate purchase.
December 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
One thing about me, I’m not desperate for any sale. So 🤷🏾♀️ Go on somewhere else with trying to con me out of one of my items without a legitimate purchase.
I think someone’s trying to scam me through my shop… but I’m already ahead of them.
oprah winfrey is wearing a blue shirt and a necklace and making a funny face .
Alt: oprah winfrey is wearing a blue shirt and a necklace. Looking to the side suspiciously with a smile
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December 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I think someone’s trying to scam me through my shop… but I’m already ahead of them.
Cannot recommend enough noise cancelling headphones for new parents. Especially those of us who are neurodivergent & can get overstimulated.
December 19, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Cannot recommend enough noise cancelling headphones for new parents. Especially those of us who are neurodivergent & can get overstimulated.
It’s really an honor that my work speaks for itself so much so that people talk highly of me to other folks enough to request me by name for things!
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
It’s really an honor that my work speaks for itself so much so that people talk highly of me to other folks enough to request me by name for things!
This girl was fighting me on this nap and now I need a nap 🥴
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This girl was fighting me on this nap and now I need a nap 🥴
reading this post and then ending had me yell “WHAT?!” 🤣😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:49 PM
reading this post and then ending had me yell “WHAT?!” 🤣😂
Yeup! One of the many things I’m grateful to have unlearned!
funny thing is I still don’t have a tattoo now but only because I’m indecisive 😅😂
funny thing is I still don’t have a tattoo now but only because I’m indecisive 😅😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Yeup! One of the many things I’m grateful to have unlearned!
funny thing is I still don’t have a tattoo now but only because I’m indecisive 😅😂
funny thing is I still don’t have a tattoo now but only because I’m indecisive 😅😂
Everytime that Tamia “Can’t Get Enough”line dance happens I just fall right in. I somehow know which way everyone’s going to turn and everything. But ask me to teach it?! 😅🤣 I don’t know it forreal!
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Everytime that Tamia “Can’t Get Enough”line dance happens I just fall right in. I somehow know which way everyone’s going to turn and everything. But ask me to teach it?! 😅🤣 I don’t know it forreal!
The crazy thing about being a dancer for so many years of my life is I can pick up on dances pretty easily and still not know it 😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
The crazy thing about being a dancer for so many years of my life is I can pick up on dances pretty easily and still not know it 😂
Like even when I buy from other shops sometimes I’ll offer or buy more if I know they’re just trying to clear inventory or they let folks know that their proceeds are for a good cause.
So I really can’t stand lowballers because I know some folks don’t have the luxury of declining a sale or offer.
So I really can’t stand lowballers because I know some folks don’t have the luxury of declining a sale or offer.
December 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Like even when I buy from other shops sometimes I’ll offer or buy more if I know they’re just trying to clear inventory or they let folks know that their proceeds are for a good cause.
So I really can’t stand lowballers because I know some folks don’t have the luxury of declining a sale or offer.
So I really can’t stand lowballers because I know some folks don’t have the luxury of declining a sale or offer.
I genuinely love to give people deals on stuff in my shop. 🥹Like it makes me happy!
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
December 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I genuinely love to give people deals on stuff in my shop. 🥹Like it makes me happy!
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
But not sure why some folks want to lowball me out the gate when they make an offer.
Honestly, I don’t need your sale that bad so I won’t even waste my time going back & forth lol just decline & bye ✌🏾
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My mission in life ……
December 7, 2024 at 11:57 AM
My mission in life ……
I think that hit on the CEO was an inside job… because with as large of a surveillance city as NYC is, & the wild budget their police have, ain’t no way he’s still at large & unknown in 2024.
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Alt: a man wearing a headband holds a hat made of tin foil in front of a purple wall and puts it on
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December 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I think that hit on the CEO was an inside job… because with as large of a surveillance city as NYC is, & the wild budget their police have, ain’t no way he’s still at large & unknown in 2024.
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Still not over the fact that the man who could be in charge of our health has stocked roadkill in his fridge, had a worm in his brain, is anti-vax, suggested we consume raw milk (despite a raw milk bird flu outbreak) and spoke positively about hardcore drugs.
Like.
What the fuck?
Like.
What the fuck?
December 6, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Still not over the fact that the man who could be in charge of our health has stocked roadkill in his fridge, had a worm in his brain, is anti-vax, suggested we consume raw milk (despite a raw milk bird flu outbreak) and spoke positively about hardcore drugs.
Like.
What the fuck?
Like.
What the fuck?
I would’ve ignored it if she wasn’t making a nasty comment about my post about being a first time parent. Like, girl, gtf on…
December 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I would’ve ignored it if she wasn’t making a nasty comment about my post about being a first time parent. Like, girl, gtf on…
A paper colored woman tried to get nasty with me on threads… girl do you know I came from Twitter?! Imma try my best not to dog you out immediately
December 7, 2024 at 7:54 PM
A paper colored woman tried to get nasty with me on threads… girl do you know I came from Twitter?! Imma try my best not to dog you out immediately
My doggie keeps slipping around the house but doesn’t like for me to file or cut his nails 🥴
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
December 4, 2024 at 7:54 PM
My doggie keeps slipping around the house but doesn’t like for me to file or cut his nails 🥴
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Bro, pick a struggle please 😭
& preferably not the one that makes me anxious about you falling all around the house
Can folks just stop saying “I hate to put you on the spot but..” before putting you “on the spot” 😒😂
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Can folks just stop saying “I hate to put you on the spot but..” before putting you “on the spot” 😒😂
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
Like if you really hated it, you wouldn’t do it lol
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They Cloned Tyrone was so good.
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
They Cloned Tyrone was so good.
Thankfully, I got a husband now so he can add me to his plan 🤣
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Thankfully, I got a husband now so he can add me to his plan 🤣
I’ve been on my parents cell phone plan since elementary school. [I got a phone after 9/11 and being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.]
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been on my parents cell phone plan since elementary school. [I got a phone after 9/11 and being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.]
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
Now, my parents are trying to do the old people phone plan and so I’m getting kicked off 😭
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