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J
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Fighting Age Male. Staffordshires 6th Best Debonaire. Cycling Bore. Chester FC Supremacist. Lab Coat Wearing Engineer. Pothole Conservationist. Friend To All Dogs.
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Got a fact you want to get off your chest?

The Hawk-Eye system that is used in Tennis, Cricket and Football to determine in/out, LBW and Goal-line decisions is not named for the Eye of a Hawk.

It’s named after its inventor, Paul Hawkins.
Who the FUCK voted for these pricks?

www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-o...
Police in council chamber as Reform UK protest halts meeting
Just in
www.stokesentinel.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Getting fucking trolled during a drinks break by some Star Wars Cosplay. A welcome relief from watching England bowl and field.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This lot can fucking swim home.

Half of them don’t look arsed, the other half are just shit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Hello? Is that England/ECB/Rob Key?

Can you all just sort of FUCK OFF, thank you.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Have England tried bowling at the fucking pegs here?
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Village People, Tom Brady, the FIFA Peace Prize, Heidi Klum and Chris Rock.

Football hates you, they hate you, they hate everything about you.

Find a new hobby, because they hate fucked it for all of us.
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Does football really need to be Donald Trumps ball washer?
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Rod Stewart did the Scottish Cup Draw pissed and it was better than this.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
They really are rubbish at this and that makes Europes reluctance to get stuck into them all the more frustrating and baffling. They’d fall over on contact almost immediately.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Suspected Russian sonobuoy discovered off Pembrokeshire coast - BBC News
A submarine expert says he is "confident" the recovered object is an imploded Russian sonobuoy.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Absolutely class that England have decided to not be able to Bat when we know England can’t bowl anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’d much rather go for a pint with these lads than the lads whacking up flags on lampposts.
Asylum seekers aren't crying and terrified all the time and that makes the Daily Express mad
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
North Korean dictators don’t expose themselves this much.
bryce.lol ⤵️ @bryce.lol · Nov 19
Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.

Anyway, best get to work
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
We are fucking cooked.
Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I hope we do get Chaos with Ed Miliband because what we have now is stupid and boring as fuck.

Get them Bacon Butties made.
If he does run I really hope his campaign slogan is "Chaos with Ed Miliband".
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
11th Pint.
Russia unveiled its new humanoid robot, AIdol, in Moscow and it immediately collapsed👏🏼
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I would love it, Kevin Keegan style, if it just stopped raining for a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
What I hear when people in my office are talking about Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A lovely workplace fuck up from me today.

Beautiful stuff. I have been told to stay in the fucking office.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nobody is going to refer to him as Andrew.

He will still be known as Prince Andrew to distinguish him from other Andrews.

At best he will be called Paedo Prince Andrew to distinguish him from all other Andrews that are neither Princes or Paedos.

It’s all a bit performative and pointless really.
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I tell you what.

If players put the performative effort into playing football that is put into banners about Poppies football would be fucking great.
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by J
Looks like Maccabi have saved the UK government from the spectacle of somehow overturning an expert public safety assessment.

Either politicians make public safety at sports stadiums an absolute priority or they do not.

#AVFC
Maccabi Tel Aviv say in a statement that they will "decline any allocation offered on behalf of away fans" for next month's Europa League match against Aston Villa at Villa Park, adding that "the wellbeing and safety of our fans is paramount."

#AVFC
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s crazy how bubble shaped all of the graphs and charts in this thread are.

Almost like there is a tech bubble at the exact same time as the era of AI.

And whats that Skippy? Nobody wants to talk about it?
NEW from me: California keeps losing tech jobs

Amidst the AI boom, the US is in the largest sustained drawdown in tech employment since the dot-com bust

And what tech jobs remain continue to leave California for the rest of the US 🧵
www.apricitas.io/p/california...
California Keeps Losing Tech Jobs
Amidst the AI Boom, Employment in Silicon Valley is Shrinking
www.apricitas.io
October 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Imagine replacing BTecs which have been (Weirdly) a term of ridicule with something called V-Levels.

I was no school but this would have been irresistible.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
New V-level courses to be brought in for students after GCSEs
Ministers say new vocational courses will simplify the
www.bbc.co.uk
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM