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@konstanho.bsky.social
Fighting Age Male. Staffordshires 6th Best Debonaire. Cycling Bore. Chester FC Supremacist. Lab Coat Wearing Engineer. Pothole Conservationist. Friend To All Dogs.
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· Nov 21
Got a fact you want to get off your chest?
The Hawk-Eye system that is used in Tennis, Cricket and Football to determine in/out, LBW and Goal-line decisions is not named for the Eye of a Hawk.
It’s named after its inventor, Paul Hawkins.
The Hawk-Eye system that is used in Tennis, Cricket and Football to determine in/out, LBW and Goal-line decisions is not named for the Eye of a Hawk.
It’s named after its inventor, Paul Hawkins.
Not only has it stopped raining, the sun is out.
What the fucking hell is this?
What the fucking hell is this?
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Not only has it stopped raining, the sun is out.
What the fucking hell is this?
What the fucking hell is this?
Just been to the Dentist.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Just been to the Dentist.
Lets see how the A38 is going to fuck me today.
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Lets see how the A38 is going to fuck me today.
You know what I hate?
I hate being trapped in a conversation with a cleaner at work when I am about to leave work.
Got me plum LBW for 25 minutes talking to me, I have no idea what about, I just switched off.
I hate being trapped in a conversation with a cleaner at work when I am about to leave work.
Got me plum LBW for 25 minutes talking to me, I have no idea what about, I just switched off.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You know what I hate?
I hate being trapped in a conversation with a cleaner at work when I am about to leave work.
Got me plum LBW for 25 minutes talking to me, I have no idea what about, I just switched off.
I hate being trapped in a conversation with a cleaner at work when I am about to leave work.
Got me plum LBW for 25 minutes talking to me, I have no idea what about, I just switched off.
Curling is just Ice Darts isn’t it?
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Curling is just Ice Darts isn’t it?
If I was the worlds wealthiest man and the worlds biggest gobshite, I too would announce that I’m scaling back my biggest plan that I have talked the most shit about for the longest during a big sporting event so that nobody notices
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If I was the worlds wealthiest man and the worlds biggest gobshite, I too would announce that I’m scaling back my biggest plan that I have talked the most shit about for the longest during a big sporting event so that nobody notices
Ruben Amorim should be tried in The Hague for Crimes Committed Against football for how he made some of these players look shit.
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Ruben Amorim should be tried in The Hague for Crimes Committed Against football for how he made some of these players look shit.
I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.
They blocked Andy Burnham for this by the way.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
They blocked Andy Burnham for this by the way.
Just thinking about all those people who’ve never been to watch a football match being glued to the telly watching Transfer Deadline day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just thinking about all those people who’ve never been to watch a football match being glued to the telly watching Transfer Deadline day.
We’ve just decriminalised price fixing fuel, nobody saves money from this.
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Drivers can compare fuel prices at different petrol stations - how does it work?
Pump price changes will have to be shared in a government database within 30 minutes.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We’ve just decriminalised price fixing fuel, nobody saves money from this.
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What the fuck are we doing man?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.
I am going to Peterborough today.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I am going to Peterborough today.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.
I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
“It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday.
“It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t.
“Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.
Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.
Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street.
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street.
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed.
Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?
Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight.
There has got to be more to life that his.
There has got to be more to life that his.
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight.
There has got to be more to life that his.
There has got to be more to life that his.
Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?
Downing St is poised to launch a consultation into social media restrictions on teenagers, here’s our scoop from Saturday’s FT:
www.ft.com/content/acbe...
www.ft.com/content/acbe...
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?
Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.
Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?
Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.
Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Ministers are set to promise a new version of HS2’s cancelled leg between Birmingham and Manchester as part of an overhaul of rail infrastructure in the north
but work won’t begin on this proposed rail line before…2045
www.ft.com/content/a8be...
but work won’t begin on this proposed rail line before…2045
www.ft.com/content/a8be...
Ministers to announce new rail link between Birmingham and Manchester
Government will reveal much-delayed plans for major new and upgraded rail links in north of England
www.ft.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.
Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.