Kris Kenji
@koncavechest.bsky.social
Waiter and serial eye-roller in the sky. Likes water type Pokemon.
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31 laps around the sun.
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
31 laps around the sun.
Awfully tempting to buy
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Awfully tempting to buy
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I've been working it out with my therapist but until we fully sort it out this is what I am
May 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I've been working it out with my therapist but until we fully sort it out this is what I am
I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.
I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.
May 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.
Snatch game featuring drag queens as Ho Ching, Halimah Yacob, Rosmah, Yingluck Shinawatra, Sarah Duterte, Imelda Marcos, and Aung San Suu Kyi. The guest on the panel is Prince Abdul Mateen.
March 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Snatch game featuring drag queens as Ho Ching, Halimah Yacob, Rosmah, Yingluck Shinawatra, Sarah Duterte, Imelda Marcos, and Aung San Suu Kyi. The guest on the panel is Prince Abdul Mateen.
Thank you Sydney. I love you
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thank you Sydney. I love you
Do I douche before the Kylie Minogue concert?
March 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Do I douche before the Kylie Minogue concert?
What's up obelisk beach
March 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
What's up obelisk beach
Sydney is pretty
February 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sydney is pretty
H-O-T T-O G-O. You can take me hot to go!!!
February 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
H-O-T T-O G-O. You can take me hot to go!!!
Tried on a suit that I bought when I was 18. I'm about to turn 31 in June and it still fits. 😊😊
February 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Tried on a suit that I bought when I was 18. I'm about to turn 31 in June and it still fits. 😊😊
Ordered. Wonder how I'll look in them
February 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ordered. Wonder how I'll look in them
Someone disposed their couch at the void deck and the neighborhood kitty is enjoying it while it lasts. :)
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Someone disposed their couch at the void deck and the neighborhood kitty is enjoying it while it lasts. :)
I forgot to cancel my YouTube premium free trial.... Just got charged $14...
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I forgot to cancel my YouTube premium free trial.... Just got charged $14...
Catfish angle and lighting. Hello New York.
February 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Catfish angle and lighting. Hello New York.
Jonathan Bailey needs to be arrested for this. Going feral now
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Jonathan Bailey needs to be arrested for this. Going feral now
I was on rednote (小红书) for less than 30 minutes a few days ago and the algorithm has already figured out that I'm gay...
January 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I was on rednote (小红书) for less than 30 minutes a few days ago and the algorithm has already figured out that I'm gay...
Still thinking about this singlet... But the price...
January 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Still thinking about this singlet... But the price...
I was today years old when I found out that Daniel Davis, the actor that played Niles the butler in The Nanny, IS AMERICAN.
January 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I was today years old when I found out that Daniel Davis, the actor that played Niles the butler in The Nanny, IS AMERICAN.
Feral. Going feral
January 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Feral. Going feral
If you are Andrew Garfield or look like him please rip off clothes, spit on my hole, shove your big white cock up my ass raw and obliterate it before dumping half a dozen loads inside. Choking, slapping, hair-pulling, spitting into my mouth is highly encouraged.
January 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you are Andrew Garfield or look like him please rip off clothes, spit on my hole, shove your big white cock up my ass raw and obliterate it before dumping half a dozen loads inside. Choking, slapping, hair-pulling, spitting into my mouth is highly encouraged.
Btw I used to pole dance
January 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Btw I used to pole dance