Kris Kenji
@koncavechest.bsky.social
Waiter and serial eye-roller in the sky. Likes water type Pokemon.
♊☀️♈🌕♈↗️ He/him 🇸🇬🇯🇵🏳️🌈 🔒 ENG/中文/日本語/한국어
♊☀️♈🌕♈↗️ He/him 🇸🇬🇯🇵🏳️🌈 🔒 ENG/中文/日本語/한국어
Wish I had a thong tan line but I don't have the guts to go tanning in a thong
June 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wish I had a thong tan line but I don't have the guts to go tanning in a thong
Fuck off with your AI art. Learn to draw.
June 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Fuck off with your AI art. Learn to draw.
31 laps around the sun.
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
31 laps around the sun.
Awfully tempting to buy
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Awfully tempting to buy
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.
I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.
May 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.
Ashamed to admit it but katseye's gnarly is growing on me....
a cartoon of a woman with blue hair covering her face
ALT: a cartoon of a woman with blue hair covering her face
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May 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ashamed to admit it but katseye's gnarly is growing on me....
How long can you wear a butt plug? Asking for a friend.
May 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How long can you wear a butt plug? Asking for a friend.
White speedos in the wrong size looks like diapers
April 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
White speedos in the wrong size looks like diapers
I need to fight the Chinese astrologers cuz 2025 has sucked so far
April 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I need to fight the Chinese astrologers cuz 2025 has sucked so far
Sometimes I wish I were a bisexual girl with two boyfriends who are also boyfriends.
April 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes I wish I were a bisexual girl with two boyfriends who are also boyfriends.
If telephone part 2 happens WITH BEYONCE I will post hole and pole
March 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If telephone part 2 happens WITH BEYONCE I will post hole and pole
I need to know how people are posting bare ass on IG cuz mine keeps getting striked down???
March 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I need to know how people are posting bare ass on IG cuz mine keeps getting striked down???
Snatch game featuring drag queens as Ho Ching, Halimah Yacob, Rosmah, Yingluck Shinawatra, Sarah Duterte, Imelda Marcos, and Aung San Suu Kyi. The guest on the panel is Prince Abdul Mateen.
March 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Snatch game featuring drag queens as Ho Ching, Halimah Yacob, Rosmah, Yingluck Shinawatra, Sarah Duterte, Imelda Marcos, and Aung San Suu Kyi. The guest on the panel is Prince Abdul Mateen.
Reposted by Kris Kenji
Nevermind.
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nevermind.
I'd wear my cage more often if I actually had a comfortable one (kink3d please sponsor me). This knock off pinches if I'm wearing underwear that's too tight, or if I don't lubricate enough.
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'd wear my cage more often if I actually had a comfortable one (kink3d please sponsor me). This knock off pinches if I'm wearing underwear that's too tight, or if I don't lubricate enough.
Thank you Sydney. I love you
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thank you Sydney. I love you
Do I douche before the Kylie Minogue concert?
March 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Do I douche before the Kylie Minogue concert?
What's up obelisk beach
March 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
What's up obelisk beach
Sydney is pretty
February 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sydney is pretty
H-O-T T-O G-O. You can take me hot to go!!!
February 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
H-O-T T-O G-O. You can take me hot to go!!!
Looking forward to Mardi gras
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Looking forward to Mardi gras
Tried on a suit that I bought when I was 18. I'm about to turn 31 in June and it still fits. 😊😊
February 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Tried on a suit that I bought when I was 18. I'm about to turn 31 in June and it still fits. 😊😊