Barry Mccockener
@kon-wick.bsky.social
Toxic but talented | 🤷🏾♂️ Cheat responsibly | 📉 CEO of bad decisions | 😂 Dark humor enthusiast | 🚫 Healing not included
If yo panties cover yo whole ass go ahead & delete me now Hattie Mae👵🏾
August 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If yo panties cover yo whole ass go ahead & delete me now Hattie Mae👵🏾
Reposted by Barry Mccockener
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Even as a joke.
no.
Just stay single and be a whore!
Its free and fun
Even as a joke.
no.
Just stay single and be a whore!
Its free and fun
Stop cheating and get married and have an affair like a real adult 😁
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Even as a joke.
no.
Just stay single and be a whore!
Its free and fun
Even as a joke.
no.
Just stay single and be a whore!
Its free and fun
If you want your boyfriend to act right you gotta cheat on him & get caught 🤷🏾🤷🏾
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If you want your boyfriend to act right you gotta cheat on him & get caught 🤷🏾🤷🏾
Stop cheating and get married and have an affair like a real adult 😁
August 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Stop cheating and get married and have an affair like a real adult 😁
Or at the very least, put a warranty on it
July 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Or at the very least, put a warranty on it
So ladies… If you wanna raise the value of your pussy? You gotta up your pitch. Add features. Add rarity. Offer limited-time exclusives.
July 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So ladies… If you wanna raise the value of your pussy? You gotta up your pitch. Add features. Add rarity. Offer limited-time exclusives.
Why put time into one risky, high-maintenance flip… when you can make ten fast ones off the clearance rack?
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why put time into one risky, high-maintenance flip… when you can make ten fast ones off the clearance rack?
And to all the ladies wondering why dudes not investing long-term anymore — that’s because the return on investment ain’t ROI’ing.
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And to all the ladies wondering why dudes not investing long-term anymore — that’s because the return on investment ain’t ROI’ing.
Ladies be like, I’m a Big Mac!’ Nah, girl — you a McChicken with extra mayo. My guy just customized a McDouble with Big Mac sauce and got the same experience — for half the price
July 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ladies be like, I’m a Big Mac!’ Nah, girl — you a McChicken with extra mayo. My guy just customized a McDouble with Big Mac sauce and got the same experience — for half the price
Used to be: candlelight, reservations, silk sheets. Now? It’s ‘pull up, it’s unlocked’ with a Capri Sun and a crusty air mattress
July 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Used to be: candlelight, reservations, silk sheets. Now? It’s ‘pull up, it’s unlocked’ with a Capri Sun and a crusty air mattress
Now we got McDouble drive-thru pussy out here competing with what used to be filet mignon and champagne coochie. Dollar menu vibes. No branding. No exclusivity. No nutritional value
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Now we got McDouble drive-thru pussy out here competing with what used to be filet mignon and champagne coochie. Dollar menu vibes. No branding. No exclusivity. No nutritional value
Too many unqualified investors flooded the market. Pussy went public — but it wasn’t ready for IPO
July 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Too many unqualified investors flooded the market. Pussy went public — but it wasn’t ready for IPO
Supply and demand 🤷🏾
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Supply and demand 🤷🏾
So what happened??
What caused the crash?
What caused the crash?
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So what happened??
What caused the crash?
What caused the crash?
In the 90s? Bruh, pussy was going for $4.89 a gallon. It was the original gas. Rappers were investing. Pimp culture was thriving. Pussy was like stock in Apple before the iPhone.
July 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In the 90s? Bruh, pussy was going for $4.89 a gallon. It was the original gas. Rappers were investing. Pimp culture was thriving. Pussy was like stock in Apple before the iPhone.
After that? Pussy went global. Women figured out the value of that kitty. Maids seduced kings. Slaves finessed freedom. Marilyn Monroe was out here smashing presidents.
July 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
After that? Pussy went global. Women figured out the value of that kitty. Maids seduced kings. Slaves finessed freedom. Marilyn Monroe was out here smashing presidents.
And Adam looked at Eve like… ‘👀 Damn, shorty kinda thick for a rib.’ Eve pulled up with that hairy lil' bush and said, ‘You wanna see my garden?’ Adam said, ‘Bet. I brought a stick.’ And boom! That’s when pussy first hit the market
July 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
And Adam looked at Eve like… ‘👀 Damn, shorty kinda thick for a rib.’ Eve pulled up with that hairy lil' bush and said, ‘You wanna see my garden?’ Adam said, ‘Bet. I brought a stick.’ And boom! That’s when pussy first hit the market
Let’s go back to the Garden of Eden. Y’all thought Eve bit the apple? Naw. Adam bit the cat. That’s what started sin. God told Adam, ‘You can have anything you want, just don’t touch that forbidden fruit over there!
July 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Let’s go back to the Garden of Eden. Y’all thought Eve bit the apple? Naw. Adam bit the cat. That’s what started sin. God told Adam, ‘You can have anything you want, just don’t touch that forbidden fruit over there!
Yeah, bruh. The PUSSY MARKET. Once the most powerful, untouchable asset known to mankind — now? It’s lookin’ like Blockbuster in 2011.
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yeah, bruh. The PUSSY MARKET. Once the most powerful, untouchable asset known to mankind — now? It’s lookin’ like Blockbuster in 2011.
The Pussy Exchange
July 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Pussy Exchange
We are currently in a financial crisis. The dollar’s weak. Inflation’s high. People talking about switching currencies, buying gold, getting into AI coins… but while y’all worried about the economy — I'm here to talk about the OTHER market that’s quietly collapsed behind the scenes:
July 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We are currently in a financial crisis. The dollar’s weak. Inflation’s high. People talking about switching currencies, buying gold, getting into AI coins… but while y’all worried about the economy — I'm here to talk about the OTHER market that’s quietly collapsed behind the scenes:
BREAKING NEWS, FELLAS — the Pussy Stock Market… has officially CRASHED. I'm talkin’ all-time lows. Worse than crypto. Worse than FTX. Pussy used to be a blue-chip investment — now it's straight-up Penny Stock status. Junk bonds. Expired coupons. Dollar menu value box.
July 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
BREAKING NEWS, FELLAS — the Pussy Stock Market… has officially CRASHED. I'm talkin’ all-time lows. Worse than crypto. Worse than FTX. Pussy used to be a blue-chip investment — now it's straight-up Penny Stock status. Junk bonds. Expired coupons. Dollar menu value box.
Main reason I like women with kids is cause it’s proof of gender🥴
July 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Main reason I like women with kids is cause it’s proof of gender🥴
I hate when women answer questions I didn't ask. Why are u telling me u have a bf/husband if I ask u about going on date 😒
July 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I hate when women answer questions I didn't ask. Why are u telling me u have a bf/husband if I ask u about going on date 😒