Parker
@koldus131.bsky.social
Christian, Aggie, Texan | #TAMU16 | Former Fish Camp Namesake | CFB Addict | Self Proclaimed TX BBQ Expert | #T1D | He/Him |
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Parker
@koldus131.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Here’s some of the amazing BBQ I’ve had since I last posted on Bluesky over a year ago!
Wonder how Tyler from Spartanburg is doing right now
September 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wonder how Tyler from Spartanburg is doing right now
Sign of the times that the worst legislator in the entire state of Texas somehow gets to dictate leadership at Texas A&M
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sign of the times that the worst legislator in the entire state of Texas somehow gets to dictate leadership at Texas A&M
A&M finally has its first good university president in over a decade and then this shit happens. NINE university presidents in under 20 years.
And so many people wonder why our institutional alignment is a fucking joke when the reasons why couldn’t be any more clearer.
And so many people wonder why our institutional alignment is a fucking joke when the reasons why couldn’t be any more clearer.
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A&M finally has its first good university president in over a decade and then this shit happens. NINE university presidents in under 20 years.
And so many people wonder why our institutional alignment is a fucking joke when the reasons why couldn’t be any more clearer.
And so many people wonder why our institutional alignment is a fucking joke when the reasons why couldn’t be any more clearer.
Got married btw, isn’t my wife beautiful?
September 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Got married btw, isn’t my wife beautiful?
CFB Saturdays are the only times I miss Twitter
September 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
CFB Saturdays are the only times I miss Twitter
My entire life politicians have been robbing from the young to give to the old.
Today will likely go down as the most egregious instance of them all. Terrible day to be a millennial or younger.
Today will likely go down as the most egregious instance of them all. Terrible day to be a millennial or younger.
July 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My entire life politicians have been robbing from the young to give to the old.
Today will likely go down as the most egregious instance of them all. Terrible day to be a millennial or younger.
Today will likely go down as the most egregious instance of them all. Terrible day to be a millennial or younger.
I get to the Houston area maximum 2x per year these days, so always so thankful when I get to fit BBQ in. Especially a place new to me and that has the reputation of Bar A BBQ in Montgomery. Phenomenal meal and the ribeye at $28/lb was an absolute steal 🤠
June 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I get to the Houston area maximum 2x per year these days, so always so thankful when I get to fit BBQ in. Especially a place new to me and that has the reputation of Bar A BBQ in Montgomery. Phenomenal meal and the ribeye at $28/lb was an absolute steal 🤠
This is why Dems lose
It is actually nuts that even when the NYC political establishment was presented with a broad field of talented candidates w/ many ideas, in a time of generational change & anti-corruption, they STILL chose to line up behind scandal-ridden Andrew Cuomo.
It’s cowardice.
It’s cowardice.
June 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is why Dems lose
They absolutely nailed the top 3.
I also have a trip to Burnt Bean planned for my bachelor party in a few weeks and that morning wait just got a LOT longer 😅
I also have a trip to Burnt Bean planned for my bachelor party in a few weeks and that morning wait just got a LOT longer 😅
Our 2025 list of the Top 50 barbecue joints in Texas is here! Thank you, @bbqsnob.bsky.social and team. 🙏🍖🙌🤠
Feast your eyes (and then feast)! 👀 www.texasmonthly.com/interactive/...
Feast your eyes (and then feast)! 👀 www.texasmonthly.com/interactive/...
The Top 50 Texas BBQ Joints: 2025 Edition
Is there such a thing as too much good barbecue? If you’re trying to determine the fifty best barbecue joints in the state, the answer is yes.
www.texasmonthly.com
May 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They absolutely nailed the top 3.
I also have a trip to Burnt Bean planned for my bachelor party in a few weeks and that morning wait just got a LOT longer 😅
I also have a trip to Burnt Bean planned for my bachelor party in a few weeks and that morning wait just got a LOT longer 😅
I’ve never been more convinced the NBA is rigged
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve never been more convinced the NBA is rigged
It feels a little crazy to say this, but is Andor the best TV show out there right now?
April 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It feels a little crazy to say this, but is Andor the best TV show out there right now?
So… Aggie baseball is back?
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So… Aggie baseball is back?
Players finally getting paid is good! And worth celebrating!
But the complete lack of rules or any sort of structure around college sports right now has just torpedoed my love of it. How can anyone get attached to a roster for more than a year?
But the complete lack of rules or any sort of structure around college sports right now has just torpedoed my love of it. How can anyone get attached to a roster for more than a year?
LOTS of drama around Tennessee football right now. Nico Iamaleava unexpectedly absent from Tennessee practice amid NIL talks, per sources: www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
Nico Iamaleava unexpectedly absent from Tennessee practice amid NIL talks: Source
This was to be the last season of Iamaleava's original four-year, $8 million deal, which was set to pay him $2.2 million this year.
www.nytimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Players finally getting paid is good! And worth celebrating!
But the complete lack of rules or any sort of structure around college sports right now has just torpedoed my love of it. How can anyone get attached to a roster for more than a year?
But the complete lack of rules or any sort of structure around college sports right now has just torpedoed my love of it. How can anyone get attached to a roster for more than a year?
So glad I get to root for a coach who drops bars like this instead of having to potentially root for Chris Beard
April 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So glad I get to root for a coach who drops bars like this instead of having to potentially root for Chris Beard
Quick question - has there been a worse 12 months for Aggie Athletics this century? I’m so burnt out.
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Quick question - has there been a worse 12 months for Aggie Athletics this century? I’m so burnt out.
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Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal
The administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief.
www.theatlantic.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
IMO this episode of the Ezra Klein show is the best summary and explanation of what’s been going on across the world (with focus on the US).
It’s not an uplifting listen, but I think it’s worth understanding where we’re heading if the current trajectory continues…
open.spotify.com/episode/1RPk...
It’s not an uplifting listen, but I think it’s worth understanding where we’re heading if the current trajectory continues…
open.spotify.com/episode/1RPk...
Is Trump ‘Detoxing’ the Economy or Poisoning It?
The Ezra Klein Show · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
IMO this episode of the Ezra Klein show is the best summary and explanation of what’s been going on across the world (with focus on the US).
It’s not an uplifting listen, but I think it’s worth understanding where we’re heading if the current trajectory continues…
open.spotify.com/episode/1RPk...
It’s not an uplifting listen, but I think it’s worth understanding where we’re heading if the current trajectory continues…
open.spotify.com/episode/1RPk...
Smart of Fortnite to sponsor the first round CFP games, so that when all of the games are blowouts by halftime, people like me will go play OG Fortnite instead 🤷♂️
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Smart of Fortnite to sponsor the first round CFP games, so that when all of the games are blowouts by halftime, people like me will go play OG Fortnite instead 🤷♂️
This site is so so much better than whatever Twitter is now, but I fear over the exhaustion of the last couple of years I might’ve just lost my love for posting
December 18, 2024 at 7:49 PM
This site is so so much better than whatever Twitter is now, but I fear over the exhaustion of the last couple of years I might’ve just lost my love for posting
The AQs getting top 4 seeds are by far the most broken part about this playoff format
December 8, 2024 at 5:25 PM
The AQs getting top 4 seeds are by far the most broken part about this playoff format
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Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
This has been the best overall season of CFB (Ags excluded) that I can remember in a long time. I can’t wait for the playoff.
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
This has been the best overall season of CFB (Ags excluded) that I can remember in a long time. I can’t wait for the playoff.
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Guys *puts on insider hat* I’ve got some pretty big news…
🚨 ESPN HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED BLUESKY 🚨
This is legit! We’re here!!!! Spread and follow 👇👇👇
🚨 ESPN HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED BLUESKY 🚨
This is legit! We’re here!!!! Spread and follow 👇👇👇
December 6, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Guys *puts on insider hat* I’ve got some pretty big news…
🚨 ESPN HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED BLUESKY 🚨
This is legit! We’re here!!!! Spread and follow 👇👇👇
🚨 ESPN HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED BLUESKY 🚨
This is legit! We’re here!!!! Spread and follow 👇👇👇
As the visiting team, the currently ranked SEC teams are 3-9 in SEC night games this year.
Texas: 0-0
Georgia: 1-1
Tennessee: 1-2
Bama: 1-2
Ole Miss: 0-1
SCar: 0-0
A&M: 0-2
Mizzou: 0-1* (4:15 PM kick @ SCar)
The 3 wins are UGA over Texas, Bama over LSU, and Tennessee over OU.
Texas: 0-0
Georgia: 1-1
Tennessee: 1-2
Bama: 1-2
Ole Miss: 0-1
SCar: 0-0
A&M: 0-2
Mizzou: 0-1* (4:15 PM kick @ SCar)
The 3 wins are UGA over Texas, Bama over LSU, and Tennessee over OU.
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
As the visiting team, the currently ranked SEC teams are 3-9 in SEC night games this year.
Texas: 0-0
Georgia: 1-1
Tennessee: 1-2
Bama: 1-2
Ole Miss: 0-1
SCar: 0-0
A&M: 0-2
Mizzou: 0-1* (4:15 PM kick @ SCar)
The 3 wins are UGA over Texas, Bama over LSU, and Tennessee over OU.
Texas: 0-0
Georgia: 1-1
Tennessee: 1-2
Bama: 1-2
Ole Miss: 0-1
SCar: 0-0
A&M: 0-2
Mizzou: 0-1* (4:15 PM kick @ SCar)
The 3 wins are UGA over Texas, Bama over LSU, and Tennessee over OU.
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Thursday (not Friday!) preview sneak peek: Since Quinn Ewers' return, Texas' offense has been perfectly average. And I mean PERFECTLY average.
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Thursday (not Friday!) preview sneak peek: Since Quinn Ewers' return, Texas' offense has been perfectly average. And I mean PERFECTLY average.