koji kabuto
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It’s Friday! So, time for some seriously chonky otters.
July 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It’s Friday! So, time for some seriously chonky otters.
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*casts fireball on the weary golem*
Golem, with the voice of a child: please, my name is-
GAH! (My blade slides free as the light flees the golem’s eyes)
My gnome, pocket: you didnt have to kill it!
Me: Quiet! If the golems catch you, they’ll fuck you.
Pocket: what?
Me: They’ll fuck you.
Golem, with the voice of a child: please, my name is-
GAH! (My blade slides free as the light flees the golem’s eyes)
My gnome, pocket: you didnt have to kill it!
Me: Quiet! If the golems catch you, they’ll fuck you.
Pocket: what?
Me: They’ll fuck you.
December 17, 2024 at 12:17 PM
*casts fireball on the weary golem*
Golem, with the voice of a child: please, my name is-
GAH! (My blade slides free as the light flees the golem’s eyes)
My gnome, pocket: you didnt have to kill it!
Me: Quiet! If the golems catch you, they’ll fuck you.
Pocket: what?
Me: They’ll fuck you.
Golem, with the voice of a child: please, my name is-
GAH! (My blade slides free as the light flees the golem’s eyes)
My gnome, pocket: you didnt have to kill it!
Me: Quiet! If the golems catch you, they’ll fuck you.
Pocket: what?
Me: They’ll fuck you.
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FOR GENERATIONS TO COME yellow5.com/pokey
June 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
FOR GENERATIONS TO COME yellow5.com/pokey
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NIXON: This, this fella, uh, he-
HALDEMAN: The dragon.
NIXON: Large one.
HALDEMAN: Immortal, too. metaphor for the abyss and chaos.
NIXON: Jesus Christ, [inaudible] —it is with, with the Greeks. Dramatic people.
HALDEMAN: Creation myth born from the early hebrews, actually.
NIXON: [deleted]
HALDEMAN: The dragon.
NIXON: Large one.
HALDEMAN: Immortal, too. metaphor for the abyss and chaos.
NIXON: Jesus Christ, [inaudible] —it is with, with the Greeks. Dramatic people.
HALDEMAN: Creation myth born from the early hebrews, actually.
NIXON: [deleted]
is it just me or is the gaping maw of the leviathan particularly large and bearing its teeth today
January 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
NIXON: This, this fella, uh, he-
HALDEMAN: The dragon.
NIXON: Large one.
HALDEMAN: Immortal, too. metaphor for the abyss and chaos.
NIXON: Jesus Christ, [inaudible] —it is with, with the Greeks. Dramatic people.
HALDEMAN: Creation myth born from the early hebrews, actually.
NIXON: [deleted]
HALDEMAN: The dragon.
NIXON: Large one.
HALDEMAN: Immortal, too. metaphor for the abyss and chaos.
NIXON: Jesus Christ, [inaudible] —it is with, with the Greeks. Dramatic people.
HALDEMAN: Creation myth born from the early hebrews, actually.
NIXON: [deleted]
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Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity
November 20, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity
Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. Enkidu, a Wild Man, emerged from the forest. Yeah, again
October 31, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. Enkidu, a Wild Man, emerged from the forest. Yeah, again
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My lover and I were sharing a mango against the backdrop of the setting sun when my nephew Tallory burst in chasing his new ferret Cashew. Needless to say the vibe has shifted.
August 17, 2023 at 7:56 PM
My lover and I were sharing a mango against the backdrop of the setting sun when my nephew Tallory burst in chasing his new ferret Cashew. Needless to say the vibe has shifted.
I feel sorry for the lawn skeletons this time of year so I fill them up each night with organs I find but then people get mad at me because "there should not be 50 human kidneys in a plastic ribcage" or "anywhere else"
October 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM
I feel sorry for the lawn skeletons this time of year so I fill them up each night with organs I find but then people get mad at me because "there should not be 50 human kidneys in a plastic ribcage" or "anywhere else"
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was set upon by rogues.
October 22, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was set upon by rogues.
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Ask your doctor if Anxiety Turtle™️ is right for you
October 15, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Ask your doctor if Anxiety Turtle™️ is right for you
Hamster but it looks sort of weird
The hall of mid cryptids
October 13, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Hamster but it looks sort of weird
Uhh I'm on here now, I guess. Here's a post.
August 6, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Uhh I'm on here now, I guess. Here's a post.