Embarrassed door handles
January 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Embarrassed door handles
I thought “I’ll purloin the last six pistachios in the bowl” unaware that they’d been left precisely because they were unopened.
Curse this day.
Curse this day.
January 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I thought “I’ll purloin the last six pistachios in the bowl” unaware that they’d been left precisely because they were unopened.
Curse this day.
Curse this day.
And Lo, when the Shepherds did gaze upon the Baby Jesus in his manger; they did, as one, remark on his beauty, innocence and freshness.
“That’ll be the Xtra strong mints”, did sayeth Mary.
“That’ll be the Xtra strong mints”, did sayeth Mary.
December 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
And Lo, when the Shepherds did gaze upon the Baby Jesus in his manger; they did, as one, remark on his beauty, innocence and freshness.
“That’ll be the Xtra strong mints”, did sayeth Mary.
“That’ll be the Xtra strong mints”, did sayeth Mary.
Merry Christmas from my Polish father-in-law Mirek, the sweetest, most inteligent man in the world.
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Merry Christmas from my Polish father-in-law Mirek, the sweetest, most inteligent man in the world.
St Dunstan’s, Cranbrook, Kent. Its clock tower was the concept for Big Ben.
December 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
St Dunstan’s, Cranbrook, Kent. Its clock tower was the concept for Big Ben.
We bought her this a year ago, she didn’t show any interest. Now, all of a sudden, it’s home for 64% of the day.
Still, imagine going to sleep smelling your own arse.
Still, imagine going to sleep smelling your own arse.
December 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
We bought her this a year ago, she didn’t show any interest. Now, all of a sudden, it’s home for 64% of the day.
Still, imagine going to sleep smelling your own arse.
Still, imagine going to sleep smelling your own arse.
Apple Toilet Cleaner
Only £2999
Only £2999
December 10, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Apple Toilet Cleaner
Only £2999
Only £2999
Incredible, a reindeer in a car park
November 30, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Incredible, a reindeer in a car park
Once, on eBay, I tried to sell a bottle of water belonging to Michael Jackson.
November 28, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Once, on eBay, I tried to sell a bottle of water belonging to Michael Jackson.
This has been my breakfast for four days in a row.
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
This has been my breakfast for four days in a row.
Private sewage and non natural items, Morrissey’s new record.
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Private sewage and non natural items, Morrissey’s new record.
I am in a laundrette, like a critically lauded 80s film that’s not that good.
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I am in a laundrette, like a critically lauded 80s film that’s not that good.
Deteriorates quickly on his side. Not in any bad-tempered way, his English just goes a bit mad, it malfunctions. Then the chat ends without warning. I call the helpline, let’s take this all the way to City Hall… this guy is even more effusive in his apologies. He promises to get the back-end team on
November 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Deteriorates quickly on his side. Not in any bad-tempered way, his English just goes a bit mad, it malfunctions. Then the chat ends without warning. I call the helpline, let’s take this all the way to City Hall… this guy is even more effusive in his apologies. He promises to get the back-end team on
30 minutes on the Argos app. The broken English of my customer service agent regresses to such an extent that I believe he may in fact be Tarzan, King of the Jungle.
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
30 minutes on the Argos app. The broken English of my customer service agent regresses to such an extent that I believe he may in fact be Tarzan, King of the Jungle.
See you later everyone
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 AM
See you later everyone
I am a linesman for the county
November 16, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I am a linesman for the county
Chinatown, Liverpool.
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Chinatown, Liverpool.