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Onson Sweemey
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2x Junior High Spelling Bee Champion, Future American Gladiator
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Hey, wait a few years and it'll be the foundation of our currency.

Just not the way most people think.
A bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum from the Fallout series.
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
kogdanov.bsky.social
did some research on this Hiller guy. so you're telling me that this guy - this fucking guy - was able to dogfight a vastly advanced alien fighter, then jiujitsu'ed this alien from a race that just took out the entire eastern seaboard. oh, and he also happens to know where area 51 is?

insanity.
A picture of Will Smith in Fresh Prince gear: a long green and yellow t-shirt, multipatterned shorts with purple, cyan and yellow, a bright neon green hat with upturned brim, sunglasses and white headphones connected via wire to a device that I think is meant to be a cassette deck, considering the time period? But it's not large enough, so it's basically a white plastic box the size of a cigarette package. I have no idea what it is. But it's all in all ridiculous and I love it.
July 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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BY DIVISIONS UNIQUELY IN ECHELON
April 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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like, this is definitely ryuk cosplaying as ziggy stardust:
It's lucio corsi again, but he really does look like a shinigami playing a guitar.
April 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
kogdanov.bsky.social
My fellow Americans may mock Eurovision, but where else can you get shinigami David Bowie?
Picture of Lucio Corsi, the 2025 Eurovision entry from Italy.
April 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
kogdanov.bsky.social
LinkedIn is legitimately the funniest social media website we have.
A LinkedIn post from a white man in a goatee and an #openforwork banner. His title reads Cybersecurity & Technology Executive | Chief Information Secur ... before it cuts off. Posted 3H ago and edited, the post reads: My wife passed away in her sleep last night. It was unexpected. I am beside myself. Please remember to let the ones you love know that. Nothing is more important than your family. Even as much passion as I have for cybersecurity, nothing compared to the love I held for my wife.
March 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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3rd place game is a disappointment, but I still can't believe this USMNT lineup didn't win any hardware, @meninblazers.bsky.social.
A lineup of a US soccer team from an airplane soccer game that included Tum Howerd, Stevi Cherondola, Clarine Coadson, Carlas Bocaenegre, Eruc Lichej, Landan Donavan, Micheel Bradly, Jermeini Jonis, Clunt Dempsly, Juen Agudilo & Jazy Altidare.
March 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
kogdanov.bsky.social
It's annoying how every time someone comes up with a good meme, someone comes along and does it better and unironically.
It's full of text and I can't copy paste it here, but I promise you it's the worst example of a LinkedIn guy you've ever seen.
February 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
January 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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this is literally the headline from the cutscene that opens every pandemic apocalypse video game
An LA Times article headline that reads: ‘Worrisome’ mutations found in H5N1 bird flu virus isolated from Canadian teenager
January 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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This week, I was told that Amnesty International is actually a malevolent organization, just like the World Food Program, Doctors Without Borders and any number of the NGOs that have spent decades saving lives, but had made the mistake of saying out loud what's happening in Gaza.
My Apologies Ammiel Alcalay after Bulund al-Haidari To the hostages of our policies, my apologies— the petty stenographers of the crooked rulers in the once fancy now crumbling cities of our fading Empire lied then. They lied then and they lie now. Everything they say and write is a lie, about law and freedom, about equality and justice, in the rubble of the bombs we make and sell, in the silent cries of limbless orphans, in the night lit by white phosphorous and the relentless sound of buzzing drones. They tell us we used to have things of value, even things we ourselves made, and that it was a place like no other. All I know is that Sinbad once sailed to Gaza and so to Gaza he’ll sail once again. Copyright © 2024 by Ammiel Alcalay. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on Decmber 6, 2024, by the Academy of American Poets.
December 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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There's an alternate universe where finding and restoring this car becomes my midlife crisis, and I hope I travel there one day after alternate me is finished so I can have a chance to drive it.
The interior dashboard of a 1985 Nissan 300ZX, which is notable for having an LED green setup for all the interior dials and gizmos, including the speedometer, radio controls and air conditioning. There is dark covering over the dash, and the paneling and accents are a deep hue of burgundy. There's an odd green glow in the cabin. It is absolutely magnificent and looks as if it smells of mahogany and bad decisions.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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POV: you're getting chastised for missing #caturday.
A picture of an orange-ish cat who has climbed into the cabinets. She is mid-meow, with her mouth open, and looks quite disgruntled. She is also adorable and quite fluffy.
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM