Kofali Hot Nuts
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skeets straight from the Honx (haringey green lanes)
desperately trying to decipher this
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
desperately trying to decipher this
frank kafka in 1915:
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
frank kafka in 1915:
It brings me no pleasure to report the walmart logo is just the greggs logo converted from cartesian to polar coordinates
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It brings me no pleasure to report the walmart logo is just the greggs logo converted from cartesian to polar coordinates
Temu, your one stop shop for lipstick, shoes, seafood, and a shrine to Hades. Shop like a billionaire ✨
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Temu, your one stop shop for lipstick, shoes, seafood, and a shrine to Hades. Shop like a billionaire ✨
absolutely horrid. Huge L for the dodger community. Would take a super soaker tho
August 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
absolutely horrid. Huge L for the dodger community. Would take a super soaker tho
when the earthquake is over and you crawl out from the greek kitchen you were hiding in
July 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
when the earthquake is over and you crawl out from the greek kitchen you were hiding in
me when the ball n chain wife asks me the most common dog name in the uk
June 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
me when the ball n chain wife asks me the most common dog name in the uk
trying to save money on a European holiday
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
trying to save money on a European holiday
my sexually repressed friend and my horny emotionally detached friend trying to get me to call out the others' unhealthy situationships
May 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my sexually repressed friend and my horny emotionally detached friend trying to get me to call out the others' unhealthy situationships
always gotta split the G
May 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
always gotta split the G
you can't be a racist to an italian. but you can be unkind. next time you go to write 'she gaba on my gool till I mamma mia' think about who might read it
April 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
you can't be a racist to an italian. but you can be unkind. next time you go to write 'she gaba on my gool till I mamma mia' think about who might read it
nightmare blunt rotation
April 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
not today moneybox
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
not today moneybox
Your outie pees in the shower without shame, even when they miss the drain
February 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Your outie pees in the shower without shame, even when they miss the drain
pov ur a brit and all anyone is skeeting about is the superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
pov ur a brit and all anyone is skeeting about is the superbowl
yeah I've got my head down. listening and learning. 'doing the work'.
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
yeah I've got my head down. listening and learning. 'doing the work'.
Hendon station has very little going for it but this is very strong puzzle game environmental storytelling I'll give them that
February 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hendon station has very little going for it but this is very strong puzzle game environmental storytelling I'll give them that
why did they give lego baby mufasa a cleft palate
December 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
why did they give lego baby mufasa a cleft palate
...what is Rachel reeves doing in an Iceland xmas ad
December 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
...what is Rachel reeves doing in an Iceland xmas ad
enjoy this gift from the company that funded the war that made you an asylum seeker in the first place 🖤
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 PM
enjoy this gift from the company that funded the war that made you an asylum seeker in the first place 🖤
any officers in this bus???
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 PM
any officers in this bus???
mfw I ask 20 people at the orgy if they want to be teabagged
November 27, 2024 at 6:45 PM
mfw I ask 20 people at the orgy if they want to be teabagged