Kofali Hot Nuts
@kofalihotnuts.bsky.social
skeets straight from the Honx (haringey green lanes)
Pinned
yeah I'm on the seabird diet. I see bird and I eat it
all my homies chillin till the lazy susan come out
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
all my homies chillin till the lazy susan come out
i’m sorry to hear that your mother passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and Glasman you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i’m sorry to hear that your mother passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and Glasman you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright
putting my Railcard 26-30 as my whatsapp status just to brag
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
putting my Railcard 26-30 as my whatsapp status just to brag
LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ALMONDS FOR THIS TALENTED GAL
Essay | The Leftovers by Gabrielle Showalter - The London Magazine
Brought up in Long Island, Gabrielle Showalter recalls Hurricane Sandy and reflects on natural disasters, gentrification and greed.
thelondonmagazine.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ALMONDS FOR THIS TALENTED GAL
dick cheney never deserved our roasted cashews let alone the hand cracked walnuts
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
dick cheney never deserved our roasted cashews let alone the hand cracked walnuts
frank kafka in 1915:
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
frank kafka in 1915:
hey bustah, keep drinkin those herbal teas and you'll be cruisin for a snoozin
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hey bustah, keep drinkin those herbal teas and you'll be cruisin for a snoozin
she toot on my broad till I way
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
she toot on my broad till I way
can't believe they made a whole empire out of those sofa things you put your feet on
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
can't believe they made a whole empire out of those sofa things you put your feet on
personally i condemn all industries
October 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
personally i condemn all industries
being the least successful sibling? it's serving runt
October 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
being the least successful sibling? it's serving runt
Thought the cops were racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Guatemalan flag on his off license in Tottenham but they are in fact racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Spurs flag on his off license in Tottenham
October 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thought the cops were racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Guatemalan flag on his off license in Tottenham but they are in fact racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Spurs flag on his off license in Tottenham
🚨 Our neighbours Hane Estate Agents are behaving badly 🚨
HANE ESTATE AGENTS RUN OFF SCARED 🚩🐔
Our member requested a viewing for a property through Hane Estate Agents. She was told the landlord doesn't accept universal credit claimants. This is discrimination, and we won't stand for it.
Our member requested a viewing for a property through Hane Estate Agents. She was told the landlord doesn't accept universal credit claimants. This is discrimination, and we won't stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🚨 Our neighbours Hane Estate Agents are behaving badly 🚨
It brings me no pleasure to report the walmart logo is just the greggs logo converted from cartesian to polar coordinates
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It brings me no pleasure to report the walmart logo is just the greggs logo converted from cartesian to polar coordinates
that dominoes hedgehog ad is a GDPR issue. did he consent to his spikes being shown to the general public? get to fuck he didn't
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
that dominoes hedgehog ad is a GDPR issue. did he consent to his spikes being shown to the general public? get to fuck he didn't
[matt berry voice] wood green shopping citayyy
September 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
[matt berry voice] wood green shopping citayyy
who needs feudalism when you can reap what you sow on the rented treadmill at puregym
September 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
who needs feudalism when you can reap what you sow on the rented treadmill at puregym
1. kick israel out of eurovision
2. secure Jazz Emu for the UK
3. ???
4. profit
2. secure Jazz Emu for the UK
3. ???
4. profit
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1. kick israel out of eurovision
2. secure Jazz Emu for the UK
3. ???
4. profit
2. secure Jazz Emu for the UK
3. ???
4. profit
🚨 Eric Adams announces he has let off a wither at spawn and can't handle it himself 🚨
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🚨 Eric Adams announces he has let off a wither at spawn and can't handle it himself 🚨
cannot believe disney chose 'can you feel the love tonight' when awooga matata was right there
September 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
cannot believe disney chose 'can you feel the love tonight' when awooga matata was right there
Temu, your one stop shop for lipstick, shoes, seafood, and a shrine to Hades. Shop like a billionaire ✨
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Temu, your one stop shop for lipstick, shoes, seafood, and a shrine to Hades. Shop like a billionaire ✨
absolutely horrid. Huge L for the dodger community. Would take a super soaker tho
August 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
absolutely horrid. Huge L for the dodger community. Would take a super soaker tho
it was the hunkiest of times, it was the doriest of times
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it was the hunkiest of times, it was the doriest of times
about to see a gun that's ever so naked
August 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
about to see a gun that's ever so naked
dreamt I went to a fancy Caribbean restaurant and that Islington council had told them that they needed to cater to the borough's 22 russian residents. so now they had to add a vodka section to the menu. bloody nanny state
August 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
dreamt I went to a fancy Caribbean restaurant and that Islington council had told them that they needed to cater to the borough's 22 russian residents. so now they had to add a vodka section to the menu. bloody nanny state