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Kody
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My Life as a Teenage Robot
Why are we as a kpop community neglecting H1-KEY
August 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I miss the days when we didn’t know what the emojis next to our Snapchat names meant 😔
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We, as a society, have far too many platforms to air out our opinions. I don’t need to be seeing all of this you know what I mean
July 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Filling my rental car with gas feels unfair
July 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Working at the cookie factory is tough
July 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Mr blue sky please tell us why
June 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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hello bluesky just needed y’all to know I had a dream bridesmaid’s dress for Miss California’s wedding and it was way out of budget but I found it on Depop for a fraction of the price and it arrived today and I feel like a princess THANK YOU
June 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He wanna nook in my cranny
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Trucks shouldn’t be allowed
June 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
and now America is conducting a military parade tomorrow through the nations capital……………taking a page out of the DPRK……….
June 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Anyone else in bunny tantrum tok
June 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Haven’t had a Dr Pepper in three days my body is starting to break down
June 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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In Celebration of Pride Month Aperture Science Abducts First Gay Test Subject

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In Celebration of Pride Month Aperture Science Abducts First Gay Test Subject
HANCOCK, Mich. — In honor of Pride Month, Aperture Science Inc. has abducted their first gay test subject in company history. The groundbreaking abduction was…
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June 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’d like to solve the puzzle: GOOD GOD GIRL GET A GRIP
June 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Does EVERYONE in Canada want to fuck me????????
June 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I LOVE a short king cmon line up see how tall you are to ride the ride
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
yeah it’s short king summer
June 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My first time carrying the immense responsibility of sitting in an exit row on a plane
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it’s like I walk into the airport and I’m immediately horny
June 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cool so we have the strongest military in the world to use against our own people got it
June 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Does the government have an HR department
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
this Elon Musk Donald Trump tea is SOOOO good like omg I want them to make a 30 part tiktok series
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Imagine being alive when the most exciting thing was the Boston Tea Party
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So did we ever figure out why there were drones over New Jersey that one time……..
June 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM