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Not allowed to talk about toxic masculinity and gender so I say things like, “Eephus is a study of all the ways uncs cannot process sentiment”
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You merely make poses of moral correctness, you are a child. Im better than that , im diibng stuff
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
liberals rolling over and playing dead might work out for them tbh... It worked when religious people abandoned creationism and the new atheist pretentious skeptic class, without an easy target, just turned on other liberals and kept stabbing
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
it's crazy that some days i look like this, while other days i look like *what* is *up* with video in my bio which i you really need to watch to the end speakers on or you'll miss it
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*contorts self into a weird shape* look at me im at twitter user: [contorts self even more] look at me im a blusky user i haven’t resigned myself to the fallen world
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
they really just named them bottom feeders didn’t they
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wish one of these reporters would just slap trumps face.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
did this person just run off with a live grenade
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
must be old; I take psychic damage every time I see restaurant prices
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this broad’s name is nutzi?
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i didn't want to say this in the restaurant but you were overweening a little bit.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
well, i do think bonfires should be 6+ feet apart
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
discursively america is a burger culture

but its deathbed whisper is: 𝓹𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
chatgpt abuses mdashes? That might upset 2000s me, but I’ve already moved on to abusing colons and semicolons in a way robots could never understand
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
you can’t just imbue words with new meanings, dawg; they’re too full already
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
aloof wife aloof life
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
living my truth #pico8
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
okay the gate from keaton's flw house melts my brain in particular.
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
finally! back to the status quo that was perfectly good and acceptable!
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
obv because they didn't heed my criticisms
Holy crap "Elio" is bad. Almost as bad as "Lightyear." How has Pixar become this
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
rip widebelt; you shouldn't've stood by the pedophile tho
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i hope the peace prize was a dying wish
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if britain does get MAGAfied then maybe my "Every Day Curry" restaurant chain will finally take off.
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM