If all the tRump voters can just fuck off and die today, that would be great. 🖕🇺🇸

Somebody shoot this asshole

Don’t be the middle urinal guy. If you don’t know what a middle urinal guy is, then you are probably already a middle urinal guy, and you should know that the rest of us hate you. Nobody wants to rub elbows with your dusty ass while we pee. #TheMoreYouKnow

#NotMySecretaryOfHealthAndHumanServices 😂

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

I love football, but #FuckTheChiefs 🖕and #FuckTheEagles 🖕I’m not watching a minute of the #ToiletBowl itself. Somebody let me know when it’s halftime so I can watch #KendrickForMVP

It is absolutely criminal that “Harper and Will Go West” wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for best original song

We should be executing these losers; not pardoning them 👞🫱

Oh shit - they really did it. #TikTok just went down for real

I don’t know how many millions of people need to hear this, but stop standing in fucking doorways and bottlenecks to have conversations

Street art perfection!